Funny messages caused by using HP-loss/HP-recovery to depict different concepts
Going for a swim causes wounds that heal instantly
A troll jumps into the water in the wilderness and the narrator tells him, in one breath, "You swim through the water. You start to drown! You are fully healed from your wounds."
Games aren't supposed to require uber-realism, but messages like the one above can be jarring. I can't say I have an idea on how to nicely address this though... perhaps a community discussion on the blog/Facebook would be insightful?