Best to get this one starting early, you pathetic n00b faggots. This thread is purely for talking smack about other players and making unjustified accusations of cheating and treachery and the sluttiness of other people's mums. Flaming, cursing and trolling are all positively encouraged. Other threads should be kept clear of unnecessary negativity, if possible.
I'll start off by saying that whatever team gut is on will be the n00biest by far. He will die on a spit with poo in his eyes. Oh, and his mom's a big fat slut. American fat, and American slut, which means a lot fatter and sluttier than international standards.