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[Dudley]

Anyone ever talked to a dwarven guardian while True Berserking?

"Stay calm!"

Edit : this actually always work.

[breeolson]

Haha, is this related to your YASD thread?
What is a YAFM?

[Mogri]

yet another funny message

see also YAFMC (yet another funny message combination)

[Dudley]

and a funny screenshot :

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<3 rivers. that's a mixed vault, the hurtling thief would have died to that very swiftly

[Dudley]

You steal a steel amulet

[Maul]

Yeah, I had that message recently too. You know what's even funnier?

"You identify the steel amulet as an amulet of protection from undead."

Okay, that's not funny, that's sad. But still.

[Dudley]

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[Dudley]

Too much Adom

[Maul]

Most of those aren't funny 'cause they're too long. A funny line should be short enough so that I'm not like "Oh man, let this end already" by the time I'm finished reading.

[JellySlayer]

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That's not so bad. I had one running straight through the centre of the Temple before. Completely demolished most of the walls around the altar, and some of the mobs were trapped on little islands. You can get a vertical river running through the middle of the level as well, so that you have to swim before you can start digging.