I like the awkward and very awkward, amongst others. I'd call it 'weird' instead of 'very awkward' though: a prefix with 'very' before it doesn't really work; it isn't classy, anyway. I mean, imagine getting a 'large iron very awkward battle axe' - pretty awkward, imo.
*of devotion: would need a more precise effect; piety for which deity? For killing any creeps, or just the ones of opposite alignment? But I don't think we can figure this out before JADE's alignment system is implemented.
*magebane: do you mean drains PP on strike, from the target struck? Or passive PP drain when wearing it?
The giant ant worker decides to fight to the death in a blind rage! The giant ant worker attacks the giant ant worker. The giant ant worker is killed! The giant ant worker suddenly seems more powerful! You sense strange vibrations...