If I were the rng, I would...

[Al-Khwarizmi]

Always generate gorgons right next to the upstairs.

[Silfir]

Always generate gorgons.

[gut]

• make sure the player has nice big stacks of ill fate and amnesia scrolls in every early-game.

[Grey]

Set water traps on the square right after scrolls of danger.

Make it rain for the first 30 days after wizards enter the chain.

Make Kranach always take the amount of time to find as it takes for the player to reach starving status.

[anon123]

Generate as many dark rooms in the puppy cave as possible, in a way that you have to lead the puppy through them, and not generate any light-generation items / have them destroyed in the next exploding door trap.

Don't forget to never generate any shields.

[Maul]

...Crash the game on every opportunity.

[ghostrobotmoonzombie]

always have the DH stairs on the oppisite side, behind a hidden door, a river, a certain tension and a threat room. and have the stair room full of worms.

[gut]

and the compliment to that one...

• trees never move out of your way, except for one single tile as you first enter the level, and that is a fireball trap.

[ilsekko]

Create a generically unsolvable situation for each player in every TWL competition

[Knight]

- Make stoma bushes only yield stomacemptia.