The stupidest death I've ever had.

Ratty (original name huh?) the ratling wizard. Nibbled to death by battle bunnies while permanently confused, having read an IBM guild manual (not ID'd) right next to Buggs.

"Aha! Idiot", reading an unidentified scroll next to Buggs, you say. Well, it was a slip of the keyboard. I actually wanted to read a scroll of power, but that was "F" and the unidentified scroll was "G" on my keyboard. I didn't look properly,and my finger hit "G". Prayers went unanwsered. Permanent confusion.

Damn.