TWL '09 Final: The League of ChAoS!

[meh]

Oh yeah, I guess it must have been a wand of wonder then. That would also explain why I had one casting to use later.

[Epythic]

Slowly regaining regaining consciousness, Columbo asks himself three traditional questions: "How late is it, who am I, and where am I... this time?"

"Interestingly", he says to himself, "I know the answers: I am Columbo, I am roughly 1.11759e-10 percent through a dungeon called the 'Infinite Dungeon' (although I really doubt it is) and somehow I think the time is 26e3. And I have no idea what makes me say such nonsense."

That said, Columbo begins to examine the room he is in.

Blink Dog: *bite* tasty
Columbo: O_O didnt notice you. Stop chewing on my leg already *hits blinky*
Blink Dog: ouch X_x
...
Blink Dog n (n∈ℕ, n≥5): ouch X_x. *leaves corpse*
Columbo: *eats* I feel very much in control of the situation.
*"Your blink dog corpse (rotten) rots away!"*
Columbo: O_O should have eaten that too. OTOH, it was already rotten. Anyway lets see where this tunnel leads.

Annihilator: hehehe_I_am_behind_you :P
Columbo: *runs*
Ochre jellies: heheheWeAreInFrontOfYou :P
Columbo: Suckers [and underscores are easier to read than camelCasing. doubleplussuckers.]
Annihilator: *hit* heheh there go your items.
Annihilator: *hit* and now you bleed
Annihilator: *hit* and you are low at HP -- well, actually, you are dead right now :P
Columbo: didnt notice. oh wait i'm not supposed to talk any lon-
X_x *dead*

7588 Columbo (Epythic). L12 human paladin (M). 75953 xps. 26205
     turns. Died on 7/1/2009.
     He was annihilated on I24.

(Yes, I changed the wording of the record.)

(Bonus points for you if you can name all books I referenced or took things from. Yes there is more than one. And yes, I *am* bored
Extra bonus points if you agree that camelCasing sucks.)

Good luck to Covenant.

[Maul]

Well, I only recognise 1984.

[Grey]

My my, bad luck Epythic. And I was looking forward to seeing what chaos tactics you'd pull out of the bag next...

Covenant, the save is on the server for you. Let us see what horrors are in store for you.

3 men left, but only one may ascend to immortality. The others shall be forgotten in a heap of guts and bones in the pits of infinity. Who shall prove himself the next weakest link..?

[Epythic]

My my, bad luck Epythic. And I was looking forward to seeing what chaos tactics you'd pull out of the bag next...

Well now that you are out I figured it would be more cruel to *not* use chaos tactics :P
Ok right, probably wasn't a good idea. Damn annihilator. Meh.

But next year I'll make up for it.

[I doubt theres lots of hope, but maybe all three die?]

[gut]

Is this thing still going on?
I was so looking forward to crushing Grey in another
Creator's Day challenge, but now...

[meh]

I doubt theres lots of hope, but maybe all three die?

If you didn't reach the stairs, then who knows what other danger is still waiting on the level. I hope that Covenant survives this turn, though, since that would mean two ice leaguers in the top three.

[Covenant]

Beginning now.

And dead, hah. That was an ignoble end. Vastly underestimated my ability to kill a random innocuous monster.

 Columbo (league1). L12 human paladin (M). 75695 xps. 26127
               turns. Died on 7/4/2009.
               He died on level 24 of some
               ancient caves.

Good luck to the rest of you!

[Grey]

Goodness, that was sudden... mike, assuming you're still not playing on the server you can find the file here:

http://ancardia.ath.cx/adom_users/le...dg/Columbo.svg

[mike]

Goodness, that was sudden... mike, assuming you're still not playing on the server you can find the file here:

http://ancardia.ath.cx/adom_users/le...dg/Columbo.svg

I actually don't have the password to this account. Anyway, it's no difference to me.