Most Ironic or Humorous Item and/or Situation you've come across..

[TheCableGuy]

Found a Anti-Magical Clothes of Power in the Casino,
So I just had to make a Comment about it.
I think the Wizard-Tailor (Tailormancer?) who devised this was either a little Loopy,
Or he just want to say "screw you" to whoever found it.

Have yet to find something like a Gorgeous Clothes of Hate,
But that would be funny..

Oh.. didn't notice but also found a Gorgeous Eternium Ring Mail of Rage...
Mildly funny.

[anon123]

Ashen -weapon- of the sun. It actually did damage against undead, if I remember correctly.

I think someone once found a corrupting mithril sword of corruption. The effects aren't redundant or mutually exclusive, but that's an amusing item name

[BenMathiesen]

One of my Creator's day characters, didn't last long:
Mist Elf Elementalist finds Ironfist in the black market.

I once found a mild X of devastation. That was amusing.

[Booster]

One of my creator's day mist elves also found Ironfist in the black market! That's the RNG giving you a big middle finger.

Latest character found a lawful [weapon] of damnation (think it was a 2HS).

[_Ln_]

One of my creator's day mist elves also found Ironfist in the black market! That's the RNG giving you a big middle finger.

Latest character found a lawful [weapon] of damnation (think it was a 2HS).

Just get Immune to Pain and you can wear gauntlets no prob.

[TheCableGuy]

talk about a face-palm of epic fail....

Ring of Defense +0

[grobblewobble]

Had a mist elf who was aching for some extra fire resistance for the tower. The acw dropped a red dragon scale mail.

[anon123]

talk about a face-palm of epic fail....

Ring of Defense +0

Oooh, that reminds me of my small shield [-1, +0] and ring of protection -1.

[gym21]

I found bracers of defence [-2, +0] in my last game. Whose defence are we talking about?

[Grey]

Those gloves of smiting (-4) too. And rusty anvils...

Had the ACW drop Executor once. I didn't complain too much but it would have been handy earlier Also pickpocketed candy from a balor.

Most humorous situation was luring the Dwarftown demon over to the smith to get him killed for his anvil. It took ages of dancing around, trying to avoid stats drains, trying to get the smith attacked or hit by the fire breath. Eventually he did, and dropped his anvil and hammer, but before I could reach then a dwarven child stepped onto the square and picked them up! Clearly a budding apprentice looking to follow in the footsteps of his dead master, but he had taken the anvil I wanted! So, after some more dancing around I got the demon to kill the kid and then I finished the noble quest.

It was after that I realised that I had never spoken to the smith to learn smithing