Are you tired of being a pariah, scorned by tiny girls and ancient barbarians alike? Tired of ol' Andy's prohibition on learning anything as intrinsically Lawful as Healing? Come to the Non-Chaotic ChAoS KnIgHt Support Group, where everyone knows the pain of divinely-inflicted indigestion. Swap tips on making up for sucking at everything, having no class powers, and possibly having to rescue idiotic carpenters while frantically patching up your wounds every four steps.
We won't laugh at your stilt legs and sulfur breath, because let's face it, we're all hated by most people and extremely ugly anyway. We offer a money-back guarantee: If you don't kill us for our traitorous actions against all that is cHaOtIc, we won't kill you for ungratefully turning against the deity who so graciously granted you cHaOs powers (and threw in the the extra eyes for free)!
Swap tips, stories, and general griping--because no one else will truly understand the demented ramblings distorted by your tentacled mouth.