Killa , the orchish barbarian got almost anything you can wish in a game.
this means surge of power in UD2, that gave him Preserver
this means 7LB in HMV just after dungeon dive
this means crowning with silvery killem-ally-sword
this means 7(!) PoGA before he even reached level 18
this means fine artifacty elven bow found on second floor of ToEF
this means killing nasty purple Wyrm in 2 hits.
this means kitty lordy died in 1 hit.
this means clearing every temple and BDC for xp.
this means killing machine with 51St and 14 level in two-handed weapons.
this means Khelly was saved.
So this terminator decided to clean up some corruptions before the final battle. And so he did.
And then he decied to go to dwarf town succ all the gold and artifacts he had. and also visit dvarven mystic for or some cool stuff
So put on TC ring, zapped wand of teleporation. got 5 PoCR.
And then my friends he realized that he has no means of teleportation back.
somehow no potions of booze, no scrolls of teleportation, single teleportation wand was useless,
no books to suddenly stay somewhere else, no displecer beast corpes,
n-0-t-H-i-N-g!
that was long tiring starving death.
i mean really long.
168 blessed stoma, y'now
and god didn't bother he should help his own paragon.
How is that about most stupid deaths?