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    You eat until you are bloated, and as soon as you feel you have any room in your belly at all you eat another entire meal.

    You try to 'u'se a wonder woman figurine to gain a tame companion.

    You talk to every frog you meet.

    "you are the only cactus in the garden of my life" Gomez - Adams Family

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    - You check yourself for gray hairs every time a librarian brushes by you.
    - You wonder why you get poisoned every time you drink from a pool.
    - You keep a knife in your sock... just in case.
    - You tried instant travel using a tinfoil hat.
    - You fought molochs in your dreams... and they are all shaped like &.
    - You refuse to eat anything before reading the ingredient list.
    - You weighted the Bible.
    - You ate bugs in hope of improving your dancing skills.

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    Every single apple you picked last week now has a worm in it.

    You dig up graveyards hoping to find great treasure.

    You eat a spider hoping it will help you resist poison.

    "you are the only cactus in the garden of my life" Gomez - Adams Family

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    You put on the first blue cap you find and jump into the water because you can now breathe indefnitely without oxygen tanks.
    "Hell is empty and all the devils are here."

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    You are vere careful to not stomp too hard when walking down the stairs.
    EDIT:
    You gave the local church 3000$ to bless a water cistern.
    Last edited by kuniqs; 06-12-2015 at 06:06 AM.

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    You wonder what exactly is in the books that causes your character to become stunned or temporarily go blind.

    You wonder why those weird L shaped objects people point always seem to shoot quarrels of thunder.

    You get pulled over by a cop and wonder which shopkeeper summoned them.

    "you are the only cactus in the garden of my life" Gomez - Adams Family

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    You buy everything at a store hoping they have that single item you desire most the next time you visit. (This, of course, instead of just asking the shopkeeper to order the thing for you).

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    During a camping trip you are surrounded by wolves, you attempt to tame them by playing your harmonica.

    You notice that the fortune cookies that came with your takeout are even less informative than usual.

    You find and kick a statue of the letters RNG - you feel unlucky, you continue on the road to nowhere.

    "you are the only cactus in the garden of my life" Gomez - Adams Family

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    When it's 2:30 am, and you have to wake up at 5:50 am to get the kids to school

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    You 'u'se your rubber doll in order to have the ideal companion

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