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    Default You know you've played too much adom when....

    You run away from any cats.

    You wear a glass necklace and are surprised when you cant see in the dark.

    You drop items at the register and ask the cashier how much you can get for it all.

    You think you can make yourself look better by splashing mud on your face.

    You studiously avoid stepping on any black rocks.

    "you are the only cactus in the garden of my life" Gomez - Adams Family

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    You are surprised there are no reports of people dying to bats and rats, all around the world. Nasty and dangerous creatures, especially in small caves.
    When you see roadkill while driving, you park your car beside to eat it. Especially if it's a cat.
    You don't walk through a park full of trees without wielding at least one shield, preferably two.
    You carry your ice axe, ropes and a bunch of bolts, nuts, hexes and camming devices everywhere you go. Who knows when you're going to have to climb something?
    "Hell is empty and all the devils are here."

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    The last thing that flashes in your head before you fall asleep after playing ADOM all night ( knowing you won't be able to go to gym today as you should) - "Your muscles soften. You feel more in touch with the world"

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    You can't understand why you are unable to see behind you just as well as you can see in front of you.

    You see a grey knife and quickly pick it up, expecting it to be able to cut through anything.

    "you are the only cactus in the garden of my life" Gomez - Adams Family

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    You are worried about going into deep cellars and basements because of the high corruption.

    You hack up doors with an axe and use the wood to make arrows.

    You refuse to quaff any sort of drink unless it is fully identified.

    "you are the only cactus in the garden of my life" Gomez - Adams Family

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    You recognize the above lines as coming from the Guidebook

    You think in ADOM-style messages when doing certain things (e.g. "You open the door", "You start to consume your lunch", "You turn the computer on").

    You wonder what the unidentified name of real-world gadgets would be in the game, and how they'd react if they were blessed or cursed.
    "And light there be!"

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    You recognize the above lines as coming from the Guidebook

    Ha , not the guidebook, but yes the last few were stolen from the other list. I'll be more original from now on :P



    You wonder what the unidentified name of real-world gadgets would be in the game, and how they'd react if they were blessed or cursed.

    Perfect example - Toasters - UnId name - strange box with knobs - cursed effect: burns food to a crisp.


    Your boss tells you that you look tense and you tell him you want to be careful about entering a mixed room.

    You spot a rabbit and leave the area as fast as you can so you don't become surrounded by them.

    "you are the only cactus in the garden of my life" Gomez - Adams Family

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    You throw hordes of animals onto a pyre in hopes of getting a powerful artifact.

    "you are the only cactus in the garden of my life" Gomez - Adams Family

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    You kick the statue in the park and wonder why instead of crumbling it just hurts your foot.

    "you are the only cactus in the garden of my life" Gomez - Adams Family

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    Your meals for the past few months have consisted solely of cooked lizards.

    You wont carry any black books.

    You carry hordes of useless junk everywhere.

    "you are the only cactus in the garden of my life" Gomez - Adams Family

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