I decided to roll with a drakeling priest as I never won the game. After I stumbled upon 2 neutral altars I figured the game really wants me to get crowned, so I painfully grind and then finally I get crowned (for the first time since playing) with Skullcrusher. Pretty sweet, I muttered to myself, maybe I'll finally win. Oh, little did I knew.
Then I get to Dwarftown and start doing quests. At the 5th quest, the fearsome greater demon appears, so I whip out my lightning. The problem is that somehow the lightning reflected all the way up to Waldenbrook, the shopkeeper. When I go left, I see a lot of his grunts, and him in person, mad and ready to go. He tosses his coin of terror from miles away and hits me for 60 damage.
"Maybe I can outrun him" . I try to run away for an exit, to think of something to do, but he dashes for me at warp speed 5. I run in 5 turns as much as he runs in one. When he finally catches me, even with tactics set to coward, he uses his shopkeeper kungfu and sends me to my demise.
Needless to say, my salt levels are trough the roof.