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  1. #1
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    A repost of a silly song I wrote for r.g.r.a:

    Barbarian Rhapsody

    Is this Teriny-o?
    Is there a place to eat?
    Caught in a *big* web
    No escape from the SMC
    Open your eyes, look up to my de-it-y..
    I'm just a poor Troll, I need no Literacy,
    Because I'm really dumb, really slow, Dexterity a little low,
    Any way my luck goes doesn't really matter to the.. RNG

    Dammit, just killed a cat
    Put my club against his head, bonked his skull and now he's dead
    Dammit, game had just begun
    But now I've gone and drowned myself again
    Tiny girl, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry
    I hope I'm pre-crowned by this time tomorrow
    Carry tons, carry tons - (as if burdened really matters)

    Too late, I hear a * THUMB *
    Been beaten up by Bart, am-u-let of the cold heart
    Goodbye, Hole-in-the-Wall! I've got to go,
    Gotta leave you all behind and find Jharod
    Vagrak, ooh, please don't let me die
    I sometimes wish I'd never seen the dwarven halls

    I see a little silhouetto of a sage,
    Duel-ist, duel-ist will you do the ratling tango
    Firebolt and lightning - accidentally frying me
    Khellyvasty Khellyvasty
    Khellyvasty Khellyvasty
    Khellyvasty Khellyvasty
    Khellyvasty pleasee don't go (am-u-let-o)
    But I'm just a poor troll and nobody likes me
    He's just a poor troll (with a low Dexterity)
    Spare me, RNG, from the gauntlets of peace!
    Really dumb, really slow, - can I let it go?
    It's curs-ed! No! I cannot let it go
    Let it go!
    It's curs-ed! I cannot let it go
    Let it go!
    It's curs-ed! I cannot let it go
    Let it go
    Cannot let it go
    Let it go
    Cannot let it go
    Let it go
    No,no,no,no,no,no,no!
    Holy water, holy water, holy water, where are you
    And-or Drakkon has some chaos put aside for me - for me - for me

    So you think you can sac me and spit in my eye
    So you think you can curse me and leave me to die!
    Ooh rabies! - Get a wish from pools (maybe)
    Just gotta get lunch - just gotta get meat into me

    Doesn't really matter
    Anyone can see,
    Doesn't really matter, doesn't really matter to-oo the-ee R-N-G..

    Any way the roll goes....

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    Simply brilliant! Thank you
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    Ditto, that was awesome

    "you are the only cactus in the garden of my life" Gomez - Adams Family

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    Thank you, fantastic!

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