A repost of a silly song I wrote for r.g.r.a:
Barbarian Rhapsody
Is this Teriny-o?
Is there a place to eat?
Caught in a *big* web
No escape from the SMC
Open your eyes, look up to my de-it-y..
I'm just a poor Troll, I need no Literacy,
Because I'm really dumb, really slow, Dexterity a little low,
Any way my luck goes doesn't really matter to the.. RNG
Dammit, just killed a cat
Put my club against his head, bonked his skull and now he's dead
Dammit, game had just begun
But now I've gone and drowned myself again
Tiny girl, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry
I hope I'm pre-crowned by this time tomorrow
Carry tons, carry tons - (as if burdened really matters)
Too late, I hear a * THUMB *
Been beaten up by Bart, am-u-let of the cold heart
Goodbye, Hole-in-the-Wall! I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and find Jharod
Vagrak, ooh, please don't let me die
I sometimes wish I'd never seen the dwarven halls
I see a little silhouetto of a sage,
Duel-ist, duel-ist will you do the ratling tango
Firebolt and lightning - accidentally frying me
Khellyvasty Khellyvasty
Khellyvasty Khellyvasty
Khellyvasty Khellyvasty
Khellyvasty pleasee don't go (am-u-let-o)
But I'm just a poor troll and nobody likes me
He's just a poor troll (with a low Dexterity)
Spare me, RNG, from the gauntlets of peace!
Really dumb, really slow, - can I let it go?
It's curs-ed! No! I cannot let it go
Let it go!
It's curs-ed! I cannot let it go
Let it go!
It's curs-ed! I cannot let it go
Let it go
Cannot let it go
Let it go
Cannot let it go
Let it go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no!
Holy water, holy water, holy water, where are you
And-or Drakkon has some chaos put aside for me - for me - for me
So you think you can sac me and spit in my eye
So you think you can curse me and leave me to die!
Ooh rabies! - Get a wish from pools (maybe)
Just gotta get lunch - just gotta get meat into me
Doesn't really matter
Anyone can see,
Doesn't really matter, doesn't really matter to-oo the-ee R-N-G..
Any way the roll goes....