I always love to see funny combinations of ADOM messages. But as with jokes in RL, I always seem to forget them and none come to mind immediately.
There's the one from a signature here on the forum, which goes "You steal a scroll labeled "HITME". The orc hits you." which is just awesome.
I posted one about a real icy gale evicted from ICD here.
And in the same thread, just in the next post, there's a funny one about a female dwarf having to go home to cook for her family.
I also recall one time after reading a ?oCR I got
"The stiffness disappears from your muscles. The horns in your forehead disappear. You feel the loss of a friend." as if he only really liked me with horns.
gremlin - karmic lizard, dark orc, acid vortex, staring eye - dragon turtle, fairy dragon, ogre lord, minotaur emperor - pit viper, orc butcher - greater mimic, dark elven wizard, carrion crawler, dwarven child - imp - ochre jelly, dark elven archer, king cobra, goodwife - kobold shaman, magebane eye, floating eye, quickling king - giant centipede, hill orc sergeant, mimic hivemind, greater claw bug, brown bear, large gnoll - giant bee queen, giant ant warrior, shadow centipede, kobold