You know you haven'y played ADOM for ages when...

[dai]

You don't go to the Pyramid, or the Dwarven Graveyard, or below Dwarftown for ages for fear of generating another artifact before you can get crowned... then remember that the 8 + 3x rule only applies to pre/post crownings.

I'm definately out of practice!

[DumbleDoor]

When you get a life.
When you stop doing adom-ish things in real life (like kicking locked doors down never drinking).
When you wonder why your lv 12 troll can't get into the pyramid
When you kill cats
When you play with trollish merchants because you want to beat the game easily
When you forget about giving your AoLS to Khelvaster.
When you go to the tower of eternal flames without fire resistance.

[boris_pankov@inbox.ru]

when you are not trying to rob a casino everytime you see it

[Pumpernickel]

When you go to the tower of eternal flames without fire resistance.

Hey, that one also happens when you've played too much ADOM and know what you can get away with.

You're out of the ADoM groove ...
... when you come across a pool and consider swimming in it instead of trying to drain it empty.
... when you go mountaineering and limit your inventory to under 10kg. And you don't think of that as of a challenge.
... when you find a _purple_ chrysanthemum in the shop and don't run away screaming.
... when you enter a peaceful village and the thought of slaughtering everyone just to show the world how overpowered you are never even crosses your mind.
.... when encountering a sparkly orb, you think "Oh, sparkles!". At worst, you think "Zot" or "Fate".

[dai]

Oh dear, what have I started...

[Al-Khwarizmi]

The other day I was buying in the supermarket, I bought a few things, and I wanted to take a plastic bag but I took two instead, so the cashier says: "Do you really want two bags?"

And I reply:

"Oh... I didn't notice...

*ONE* SHALL BE ENOUGH!"

Seriously. I almost laugh out loud when I said that.

[DumbleDoor]

HaHa.
WhEn YoU fOrGeT cHaOs SpEaK
WhEn YoU cAn'T tHiNk Of AnYtHiNg To PuT.
When you think the RNG is benevolent.
When you step on a chaotic altar with a wererat in view
When you wonder why you can't sacriice that gibbering mouther

[cyks]

Forget to get the AoLS completely.

[Sadface]

When you descend to dwarftown as L and think your chances at the mystic's
scrolls is blown.
When you start up a wizard and go right to the village dungeon.
When you buy two rations as a gnome with 7 strength and a little over 800gp.

[flibble]

When you feed one of the Orbs to the demented ratling.