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Silfir
09-22-2009, 11:18 AM
This game (http://www.taleworlds.com/) is made of win and awesome.

Discuss.


Whenever you see a porn thread at the top, post something in this thread immediately. It doesn't have to make sense; non-sequiturs are heartily encouraged if they become necessary in our holy mission to rid the world of filth, smut and unhygenic sexual practices. Bump away the Porn!

vogonpoet
09-22-2009, 01:20 PM
Wait, what?

grobblewobble
09-22-2009, 02:43 PM
There is currently no spam to bump, but anyway I feel like posting some crap.

Who else here likes Weeble's Stuff? My favourite is "Owls".

Superteeth
09-22-2009, 05:49 PM
Guess I will help out. That "Owls" deal was not particularly funny to me, could you explain it, grobblewobble?

grobblewobble
09-22-2009, 05:56 PM
Well I love the twist in the story when suddenly it turns out that the owls are after Simon Cowles because he is secretly the king of the beavers (you cannot deceive us).

Matter of taste if you like the joke of course. There's some real classics like Scampi and Magical Trevor.

Silfir
09-22-2009, 06:24 PM
Aw, has no one played Mount and Blade around here? Play the trial - it's the full game until character level 7, and more than enough play time to realize if you're going to like it. Me, I made my sales decision within five seconds of seeing the "You've reached the limit" dialog box.

By the way, you can use this as a general purpose chatter thread too - it's just that this is supposed the thread we bump when the spambots launch another assault on our sense of decency and taste. Because we all know it's all about the hawt nekkid elf chix for us fantasy nerds.

And yes, I realize the word "bump" has unfortunate implications in this context. I wish we had a moderator we could ask to change thread titles to correct these kinds of mistakes...

pblack
09-22-2009, 06:42 PM
I just haven't played it due to my notebook sucking balls in the hardware department. Actually, it's the reason why i started playing ADOM in the first place, back when I had yet another crappy PC.

grobblewobble
09-23-2009, 11:27 AM
Ahum. No, I never heard of Mount and Blade, guess I should give it a try.

By the way this way of fighting spam feels like dragging water to the sea.. or something like that. :(

yisk
09-23-2009, 01:42 PM
M&B is a cool thing. But I play Hammerfight now - another stunning indie projekt.

vogonpoet
09-23-2009, 02:10 PM
*cough*


Where do you guys find the time to play all these games???

/jealous

Soirana
09-23-2009, 02:16 PM
at work... i am currently rather pissed since i can't play at my current job which devalues it severely.

vogonpoet
09-23-2009, 02:22 PM
*cough* again.

Sadface
09-23-2009, 04:00 PM
I usually find the time during brillig, when the slithy toves do indeed
gyre and gimble in the wabe, though usually the borogoves do not
seem to be mimsy, nor do the mome raths outgrabe.

DumbleDoor
09-23-2009, 08:49 PM
adom.de has become an essence of chaos and corruption.

fazisi
09-23-2009, 09:59 PM
I have taken to naming random creatures in ADOM after spammer usernames that I read on the forums then proceeding to smash the shit out of them with my wicked eternium longsword of devastation.

I have also begun playing another old as shit RPG I never finished. Betrayal at Krondor. Just finished chapter 1 the other day and started chapter 2 yesterday. I miss Locklear... this James guy is a twat and can't hit shit if his life depended on it... which coincidently it does since he keeps getting his ass kicked.
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Epythic
09-23-2009, 10:17 PM
at work... i am currently rather pissed since i can't play at my current job which devalues it severely.

Guess you switch jobs often?

gut
09-23-2009, 10:46 PM
If we want to push the porn spams off the first page,
wouldn't it make more sense to create many threads
instead of updating one?

fazisi
09-23-2009, 11:02 PM
Yes. Start making threads to your fancy about everything under the sun. This is the General forum after all.




Just don't be surprised once everyone starts making threads about their personal favorite porn sites.
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DumbleDoor
09-24-2009, 12:42 AM
adom.de has started a trip to nowhere
adom.de is feeling depressive
adom.de is jumpy
adom.de suddenly hates the thought of jumping around

adom.de is cursed
adom.de is doomed
adom.de is an essence of chaos and corruption.

Soirana
09-24-2009, 07:40 PM
Guess you switch jobs often?

At least 2-3 times a year. Problem is under our law/education system my studies/work is mixed so that no one knows when i study and when i work.

I constantly switch between 3 places and best part is witching as if would have work in any one of them... I would be lot of less happy.

pblack
09-25-2009, 12:05 AM
I have taken to naming random creatures in ADOM after spammer usernames that I read on the forums then proceeding to smash the shit out of them with my wicked eternium longsword of devastation.

I have also begun playing another old as shit RPG I never finished. Betrayal at Krondor. Just finished chapter 1 the other day and started chapter 2 yesterday. I miss Locklear... this James guy is a twat and can't hit shit if his life depended on it... which coincidently it does since he keeps getting his ass kicked.

O tried to play that game sooooo many times. But it never installed or ran properly. Not just in my vista 64... back in xp as well.

Sulangatori
09-25-2009, 04:28 AM
Betrayal at Krondor is such a great game. I remember playing it some 10 years ago and some kind of endorphines are being released whenever I think about it. With BaK it was the first time I've first played the game and then read the book. And what a great series.

Great music as well in the game.

Lich
09-25-2009, 04:56 AM
Eh, well, I guess this is as good a place to put it as anywhere else:
I want to say that I'm still working on my Mission Impossible char, it's just that one of my professors is very fond of assigning really long and pointless proofs for homework, so I'll get to it as soon as I can.
I have also finished my TH contest char, the dwarven bard. I started him on my school's Linux machine, then went home for a term, and was only able to close the gate with him recently. Posting the flg is going to be hard because it would seem that I'm visiting some illegitimate site with all that spam flooding the forums. I'll try to pick some hour where the lab is relatively empty.

warheart
09-25-2009, 04:41 PM
Flowerpot.

Laukku
09-26-2009, 02:16 PM
Should we bump away just porn, or all spam in general?

Laukku
09-27-2009, 01:13 PM
Rosebud...

x_X

fazisi
09-30-2009, 01:11 AM
O tried to play that game sooooo many times. But it never installed or ran properly. Not just in my vista 64... back in xp as well.
I use a program called DOSbox to run all my old DOS games. Any Windows version 2000 or later (NT too but no one plays games on NT, do they?) doesn't support true DOS programs.
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warheart
09-30-2009, 02:40 PM
Yankees are going to win the world series again this year, go Yankees!

pblack
09-30-2009, 04:15 PM
I use a program called DOSbox to run all my old DOS games. Any Windows version 2000 or later (NT too but no one plays games on NT, do they?) doesn't support true DOS programs.

I use dosbox to run some games such as wasteland and darklands but i never considered running BaK on it... great idea =P

DumbleDoor
09-30-2009, 09:44 PM
I like cheese. Only some types though.

Epythic
09-30-2009, 09:55 PM
I like cheese. Only some types though.

I basically like Gouda only.

DumbleDoor
09-30-2009, 10:09 PM
Gouda is good!

pblack
09-30-2009, 11:52 PM
Gouda is good!

You made me wanna eat cheese. It's too late to go out and buy some.

Damn you dumbledoor

fazisi
10-01-2009, 12:33 AM
Can't you find cheese in one of those 24 hour convinience stores? Sure, it won't be any fancy Brillat Savarin Affine but if you just have a craving for a chunk of old cheddar, you won't go wrong.
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Travis Prue
10-01-2009, 05:53 AM
Can't you find cheese in one of those 24 hour convinience stores? Sure, it won't be any fancy Brillat Savarin Affine but if you just have a craving for a chunk of old cheddar, you won't go wrong.

You ALWAYS go wrong with convenience store cheese <_<

vogonpoet
10-01-2009, 10:47 AM
Tis an act of pure optimism to suppose a convenience store might have good cheese (http://www.minderella.com/words/cheeseshop.htm)

/classic python

Al-Khwarizmi
10-01-2009, 10:53 AM
I love these weird ciders (like blueberry cider) that you can find in supermarkets in Sweden. A pity that I'll have to quit them when I get back to Spain.

Travis Prue
10-01-2009, 10:54 AM
Tis an act of pure optimism to suppose a convenience store might have good cheese (http://www.minderella.com/words/cheeseshop.htm)

/classic python

SPOILER: Snape kills Dumbledore. *shot*

Silfir
10-01-2009, 11:38 AM
Well, the ADOM RPG board's stint as the most popular on this forum has found its end. The spam, it has passed on, is no more, ceased to be, expired and met his maker, is a stiff, bereft of life it rests in peace, if it weren't just internet spam it would be pushing up daisies, its digital structure is now history, it's off the twig, it has kicked the bucket, shuffled off the virtual coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible! IT IS EX-SPAM!

(Cue viking chorus "Spam, spam, spam, we fucking hate spam, spam, spam")

Also passed on has the original purpose of this thread, as now the correct response to spam and especially porn spam is... to mail Thomas at his work address (I wonder how THAT'S gonna work out, basically we're just relocating the spam from this forum to his work mailbox?).

The only remaining purpose of this thread is to avoid Monty Python references wherever possible. Can't stand that stuff.

vogonpoet
10-01-2009, 01:16 PM
Noooooobody expects a reference to Python.
/setup for a really geeky joke

Sadface
10-01-2009, 02:26 PM
I don't like SPAM!

Silfir
10-02-2009, 12:39 AM
Played Spelunky for a while.

The game makes me so mad. I am seething with rage every time I die.

I wonder when I'll be able to stop trying.