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deepshock
03-19-2008, 01:57 AM
This is the continuation of the ADOM shorts hijack of the links thread. I'll put some of the offerings here and hopefully a mod can clean them from the links thread. :)

Example:



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You open the door.

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I got a bad feeling about this.

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You're not from around here, are you?

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You're in SivLand now.
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Bankai. Senbon Zakura Kageyoshi
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Code:


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This is a dwarf. It is hostile. The dwarf is not injured. [M]ore.
This is a floating eye. It is hostile. The floating eye is not injured. [M]ore.
This is a giant lizard. It is hostile. The giant lizard is not injured. [M]ore.
This is a giant lizard. It is hostile. The giant lizard is not injured. [M]ore.
This is an orc. It does not care about you. [M]ore.

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Classes missing in ADOM: #1 Mathematician

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"The coins trace out the shadow of a hypersquare! Isn't that amazing! It's a hypothetical 'three dimesional object.' Could their be a whole extra dimension outside of our own? I'm going to be famous!"

The bear eats you. You die...



Classes missing in ADOM: #2 Fashion designer

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"Oh, oh, oh, do you have this is burgandy? And these seven league boots are so day 95."






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you read a teleport scroll.


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HELL YES!

You kick the wall
You broke your leg
You die...
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Sradac
03-19-2008, 04:39 AM
This is the greatest one ever of any web ascii comic i dont care what anyone says lol

http://z4.invisionfree.com/A_Certain_Tension/index.php?showtopic=7

Grey
03-19-2008, 04:52 AM
I just woke up and couldn't go back to sleep till I posted these:

The Reliable RNG



A stone block hits your head. Your heap of 6 potions of carrot juice are
smashed!

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This room is filled with the smell of carrots.

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"God damn it..."Overconfidence


You hit the rat with full force but do not manage to harm it. The rat punches
through your armour and hits you. You die...

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Hercules St:99 Le:99 Wi:99 Dx:99 To:99 Ch:99 Ap:99 Ma:99 Pe:99 L+
DV/PV: 702/203 H: -832(11574) P: 12767(12767) Exp: 99/2287404278543 Spd: 14035

Do you wish to see the last messages before your death? (Y/n)
Y

You have entered a small cave...
The Other Steel Amulet


You give Khelevaster the dying sage an amulet of life insurance. Khelevaster
quickly snatches the amulet from your hands and puts it round his neck. As he
gasps his last breath he looks down at the amulet in shock.

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The amulet of life insurance shatters. A heap of 1 million gold pieces appears.

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"Woohoo!"Temptation


You give the farmer corpse to Gaab'Baay, the old crone. Gaab'baay the old crone
cackles, "Excellent... Now for your final challenge, to truly prove your worth."

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Gaab'baay, the old crone takes off her robe. You shudder. You feel suddenly
threatened.

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... You begin to take off your eternium ring mail [-2, +8].

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"I'd better get a damned good artifact for this..."

Dougy
03-19-2008, 09:56 AM
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"Yo! What up g?"

Dougy
03-19-2008, 09:58 AM
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"You know, perhaps we shouldn't have engraved 'great treasures are burried here' on his tomb."

Travis Prue
03-19-2008, 02:16 PM
Barkeh!
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deepshock
03-19-2008, 03:55 PM
Everyone here has some pretty good ones, but I really like Dougy's offerings. I especially like the missing class ones. :D

theotherhiveking
03-19-2008, 04:11 PM
You hear a ripping sound.

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PLAYER: DAMN! spiders!


in the next room...


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You hear a distant "DAMN! spiders!"

Grim reaper: SPIDERS? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Travis Prue
03-19-2008, 05:18 PM
Oh snap...
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theotherhiveking
03-19-2008, 05:37 PM
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You see an ancient lich

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The ancient lich casts death ray on you



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The death ray hits you

You survive.



@: Hey thomas, i think i found a bug.

Sradac
03-20-2008, 01:28 AM
(OK! So everything is off i tried putting everything in color AFTER I made the comic and that proved to be too much of a pain so I gave up half way through lol)
@ : "Ahhh...time to relax!!!"

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--------------------Select a potion to drink----------------------------------------

Total weight: 16 stones Carrying capacity: 1800 stones

A - potion of invisibility [4s]
B - heap of 2 potions of water [8s]
C - a cursed potion of booze [4s]


[+] Page down ---- [-] Page up ---- [A-C] Select item ---- [Z] Exit stuff list


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(c)

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"Phew! Strong stuff! You pass out...."

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To be continued! Stupid character limit...

Sradac
03-20-2008, 01:29 AM
(5000 years pass, apparently this wasnt a normal "potion of booze")

"You awaken...suddenly everything seems a bit...off..."

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@: "What the...Orcs?! In Terinyo???? how long was I out....
(you push SHIFT+V)


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Java-based Ancient Domains Engine version 0.5.0b
"You hear a horrible unearthly wail in the distance!"


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"Your mood darkens...it REALLY Darkens!"
@ : "Methinks Me should make haste out of the chain...lets hope that still ends the game!"

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deepshock
03-21-2008, 02:14 AM
It's better if one uses Font=Courier New to make theirs. They all space properly then. :)

Plausible
03-21-2008, 11:10 AM
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You hit the Tentacle Thing. It disappears in puffs of smoke. You feel a certain tension.

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You open the door.

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This is a zombie. It is hostile. The zombie is not injured. [M]ore.
This is a zombie. It is hostile. The zombie is not injured. [M]ore.
This is a zombie. It is hostile. The zombie is not injured. [M]ore.
This is a zombie. It is hostile. The zombie is not injured. [M]ore.
This is a zombie. It is hostile. The zombie is not injured. [M]ore.
This is a zombie. It is hostile. The zombie is not injured. [M]ore.
This is a zombie. It is hostile. The zombie is not injured. [M]ore.
This is a zombie. It is hostile. The zombie is not injured. [M]ore.
This is Zelda, the princess. It is cute. It does not care about you.

Zelda, the princess, glares at you in a bored and reproachful manner. "Like, you don't look like a plumber to me."

You close the door.

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Macros
03-21-2008, 11:30 AM
Gaab'baay the old crone
cackles, "Excellent... Now for your final challenge, to truly prove your worth."(...)

Heh, this is good one, I really enjoyed it:).

Kato
03-21-2008, 01:10 PM
Hey Plausible. Zelda was saved by Link. Princess Peach was saved by the plumber ;)

Plausible
03-21-2008, 01:49 PM
Hey Plausible. Zelda was saved by Link. Princess Peach was saved by the plumber ;)
Hehe, yeah I realized after posting. But then I considered Zelda may well have grown VERY tired of the "young boy adventurer" by now, and curious about that macho plumber :D

Travis Prue
03-21-2008, 07:54 PM
Macho? >_>

Sradac
03-22-2008, 05:31 PM
i think she'd be more curious because mario looks like ron jeremy in the old NES versions.

Scienceman123
03-23-2008, 01:39 AM
i think she'd be more curious because mario looks like ron jeremy in the old NES versions.

Eeeeeeewwwwww.

theotherhiveking
03-26-2008, 05:53 PM
http://jotapeges.com/pfiles/11844/realmario.jpg

Sradac
03-26-2008, 10:08 PM
eerrr wow!

myrddin
03-27-2008, 12:30 AM
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STARVING!

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STARVING!

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STARVING!


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You Die! Would you like to see the entire level? Yes!

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You sense a pious aura.

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Cool - maybe I can sacrifice some gold and get a crowning!

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You step on an altar of black obsidian.
You hear someone scream to their god. You die.

You were sacrificed by an invisible Ogre Magus

Travis Prue
03-27-2008, 03:15 AM
A white pool. Some kobold must have been really lonely.
Dayn: Ewwww...

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theotherhiveking
03-29-2008, 03:17 PM
A white pool. Some kobold must have been really lonely.
Dayn: Ewwww...

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O.o... O_____o

Dougy
03-30-2008, 12:29 AM
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"Ow! I've got something in my eye."

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theotherhiveking
04-01-2008, 10:22 PM
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you see and runic vorpal great batte axe of sharpness. 100000000$


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Hey, shopkeeper.


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shopkeeper: wha?


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Say moo.


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shopkeeper: what? why do you want me to say moo..

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The player shots a arrow of cow slaying.

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The player kills the troll shopkeeper.

Dougy
04-04-2008, 04:48 AM
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The rock hits the door, you hear a "thud!"

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Do you wish to flee this area? <y/n> y

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"Damn kids!"