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grobblewobble
10-01-2009, 08:57 PM
I won with a dark elf archer, and used some scummy methods too. Not a great victory, but an enjoyable one.

So I will confess my sins. Lured the Banshee to the forest. Hopped some stairs for a blink dog - and because it took a long time before the dog showed up, my perception skyrocketed. Wanted to avoid the "good learner" talent, but in the end I couldn't resist the temptation. :o Oh well.

Remarkable events:

Precrowned with Hammerhead and crowned with Whirlwind, an excellent combination!

Surge of Power on D:1, was a named chaos brother carrying the black tome. Coincidence?

First dwarf quest: cave lion. But I want the ring! (And even actually got in in the end - my first.) No dwarf quests for me.

ToEF: This was very interesting. Only had 1 blanket and it burned while I was busy killing the Wyrm. Whirlwind + huge stack of rocks saved the day, but it was a pretty close call.

The rest of the game was pretty easy. There was a greater undead vault that I cleared after winning, which was loads of fun with a good amount of slaying ammo and the level 50 archer class power.


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Nadja St:28 Le:35 Wi:37 Dx:66 To:39 Ch:22 Ap:26 Ma:35 Pe:40 L+
DV/PV:116/51 H:795(795) P:524(524) Exp: 50/26498043 DrCh LE: 952
Blessed Bloated
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Background Information
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Name: Nadja Race: female Dark Elf Class: Archer
Eye color: blue Hair color: white Complexion: black
Height: 5'1" Weight: 97 pounds
Age: 207 (grown-up, 76 years of unnatural aging added in)
Star sign: Candle Birthday: 24/Candle (day 294 of the year)

YOUR HISTORY:
Your mother is a mighty enchantress. She is unmarried. Your father
is living in the vicinity of your mother's tower. He is a humble shepherd.
During your childhood one of your uncles taught you a lot of things
about the history of your people. Your vast knowledge on the legends and
the lore of your people made you very popular with your friends because of
all the exciting stories you knew.
During your youth you embarked on many small journeys to nearby
towns on behalf of your parents. You learned to know lots of people and
made many friends.
Your path was always clearly lying before you. You knew about your
destiny since your earliest years and fortunately your grandfather
supported your wishes. You managed to find a competent trainer and began
your studies.
You decided to become an Archer.


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Inventory
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Total weight: 4531 stones Carrying capacity: 7334 stones

He: uncursed adamantium cap [+6, +3] [36s]
Ne: uncursed amulet of light [3s]
Bo: uncursed elven chain mail of speed [+3, +8] [10s]
Gi: uncursed mithril girdle [+6, +6] [20s]
Cl: uncursed cloak of protection [+0, +4] [20s]
RH: blessed rustproof orcish spear of penetration (+6, 1d8+6) [+2, +0][75s]
LH: uncursed medium eternium shield [+12, +3] [46s]
RR: uncursed ring of the master cat [+0, +5] {Dx+16} (+16 spd) [1s]
LR: uncursed ring of slaying (+6 melee damage, +6 missile damage) [1s]
Br: uncursed bracers of war [+8, +4] {Dx+8} [10s]
Ga: uncursed gauntlets of strength (-1, +0) [+7, +7] {St+3} [40s]
Bo: blessed seven league boots [+1, +0] [30s]
MW: uncursed rustproof heavy crossbow of accuracy (+9, +3) [140s]
Mi: bundle of 34 uncursed unerring quarrels (+1, 2d6) [68s]
Tl: heap of 12 blessed spenseweeds [24s]


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Stuff
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Total weight: 4007 stones Carrying capacity: 7334 stones

Armor ('[')
uncursed ancient mummy wrapping [+1, +5] {Ap-8} [60s]
Necklaces (''')
blessed rustproof necklace of the eye [3s] <= worn most of the time
Bracers (',')
uncursed rustproof bracers of regeneration [+8, +4] [18s]
One-handed weapons ('(')
uncursed dwarven pick axe "Hammerhead" (+2, 2d10+4) [+2, +2] {To+3}[90s]
blessed sword of Nonnak (+2, 4d3+2) [+2, +2] {Wi+5} [80s]
uncursed knife of endurance (+6, 1d3+6) {To+4} [8s]
blessed rune-covered club "Skullcrusher" (+12, 3d6+2) [-3, +0] {St+4}
uncursed knife of endurance (+8, 1d3+6) {To+4} [8s]
Two-handed weapons ('(')
uncursed poisonous eternium two-handed sword (+15, 6d5+19) [-1, +0][50s]
Missile weapons ('}')
blessed rune-covered sling "Whirlwind" (+12, +12) [3s]
uncursed heavy crossbow of accuracy (+9, +3) [140s]
uncursed light crossbow of accuracy (+8, +2) [70s]
Missiles ('/')
bundle of 16 blessed quarrels of slaying (+1, 2d6) [32s]
uncursed obsidian quarrel "Thunderstroke" (+8, 20d4+8) [2s]
Rings ('=')
uncursed ring of regeneration [1s]
blessed ring of elemental mastery [+0, +0] [1s]
uncursed ring of elemental mastery [+0, -3] [1s]


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Weapon Skills
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Melee weapon Lvl Hit Dam DV Level Required marks
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Pole arms 11 +12 +7 +14 Mastery 1409

Missile weapon Lvl Hit Dam Ra Level Required marks
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Slings 10 +20 +15 +3 excellent 519
Crossbows 13 +26 +19 +4 Mastery 1985

Shields Lvl DV Level Required marks
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Shields 5 +10 skilled 132

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Spells
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Calm Monster : 249, 8pp (Effectivity: +0)
Cure Light Wounds: 233, 5pp (Effectivity: +0)
Darkness : 537, 4pp (Effectivity: +0)
Invisibility : 275, 10pp (Effectivity: +3)
Revelation : 220, 33pp (Effectivity: +0)
Scare Monster : 300, 12pp (Effectivity: +0)
Slow Monster : 396, 7pp (Effectivity: +0)
Stun Ray : 222, 8pp (Effectivity: +0)
Teleportation : 131, 22pp (Effectivity: +4)
Web : 230, 12pp (Effectivity: +0)




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Her further life:
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After she leaves the Drakalor Chain she is welcomed by her people with great
honors. They acknowledge her noble deeds, her valor, her cunning and her
great skills that helped to prevent the complete destruction of the world
she knows. She is crowned to be the queen of all dark Elves and lives a long
and prosperous life full of power, happiness and pleasure.

grobblewobble
10-01-2009, 08:58 PM
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Her achievements during her adventures:
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Nadja, the dark elven archer, saved the world with her brave efforts and
became a great ruler while saving herself 28 times.
She scored 20515964 points and advanced to level 50.
She survived for 0 years, 157 days, 7 hours, 16 minutes and 23 seconds
(269404 turns).
Nadja visited 120 places.
Her strength score was modified by +15 during her career.
Her learning score was modified by +20 during her career.
Her willpower score was modified by +24 during her career.
Her dexterity score was modified by +20 during her career.
Her toughness score was modified by +30 during her career.
Her charisma score was modified by +10 during her career.
Her appearance score was modified by +12 during her career.
Her mana score was modified by +12 during her career.
Her perception score was modified by +24 during her career.
She was unnaturally aged by 76 years.
She was the champion of the arena.
She was a member of the thieves guild.
She made a little water dragon very happy.
She adhered to the principles of the Cat Lord and thus rose to great fame.
She left the Drakalor Chain after completing her quest and became a great
leader and famous heroine.
4970 monsters perished under her attacks.
The following 26 artifacts were generated during her adventure:
the si
the scythe of corruption "Moon Sickle"
the ring of the master cat
the golden gladius "Death's Sting"
the Chaos Orb of Elemental Water
the Chaos Orb of Elemental Air
the Chaos Orb of Elemental Fire
the Chaos Orb of Elemental Earth
the obsidian quarrel "Thunderstroke" <= random drop
the rune-covered trident
the sword of Nonnak
the elemental gauntlets
the ring of the High Kings
the phial of Caladriel
the crown of science
the ancient mummy wrapping
the ankh
the black torc
the rune-covered club "Skullcrusher"
the glaive "Long Sting" <= casino, didn't even buy
the bracers of war <= uselessness
the Chaos Orb of Elemental Mana
the rune-covered sling "Whirlwind"
the dwarven pick axe "Hammerhead"
the black tome of Alsophocus
the weird tome
She possessed the following intrinsics:
She was fire resistant.
She was poison resistant.
She was lucky (enhanced through an item).
Fate smiled upon her (enhanced through an item).
She was able to control teleportation.
She was stun resistant (gained through an item).
She was resistant to death rays (gained through an item).
She was shock resistant.
She was able to see invisible things (enhanced through an item).
She was immune to shock attacks.
She was able to resist confusion attacks (gained through an item).
She had the following talents: Affinity with Crossbows, Alert, Beast of
Burden, Eagle Eye, Good Learner, Good Shot, Greased Lightning, Keen Shot,
Lightning Shot, Long Stride, Master Packager, Miser, Porter, Quick, Quick
Shot, Shield Specialist, Sixth Sense, Treasure Hunter, Very Quick.
She had a final speed score of 133 (final base speed: 122).
She was a paragon of her religion.
She asked for 6 divine interventions.
She was a holy champion of Order.

1 emperor lich
10 liches
9 lich kings
23 master liches
1 titan

gut
10-01-2009, 10:31 PM
>I barely dare

Shame on you scummy guy!

Seriously though, just about everybody scums in
almost every game they play. It's really no big
deal.

fazisi
10-02-2009, 01:07 AM
I am disappointed in you gut. Oh so very disappointed. How dare you play a video game with the intent to do well and win.

Oh and good job with the delf archer.:)
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Silfir
10-02-2009, 02:50 AM
Not good enough. Win the next game while killing everything with your starting large ration naked.

Who wants to bet that someone already tried this, and gut can provide a related victory post within one week?

almack9
10-02-2009, 03:31 AM
Not good enough. Win the next game while killing everything with your starting large ration naked.

Who wants to bet that someone already tried this, and gut can provide a related victory post within one week?


That would be a good fun game ;D

JellySlayer
10-02-2009, 04:45 AM
Not good enough. Win the next game while killing everything with your starting large ration naked.

Cute puppy corpse is a better weapon IMHO.

almack9
10-02-2009, 06:29 AM
I just tried that as a dark elf paladin with a spider bread for a weapon...I actually made it to level 2. xD

grobblewobble
10-02-2009, 09:17 AM
> Not good enough. Win the next game while killing everything with your starting large ration naked.

Hehe, good one. :)

vogonpoet
10-03-2009, 11:45 AM
I think the rules as posted are a bit harsh, so here is my 1st attempt at entirely naked PC using only food to damage monsters. For naked food slayers, I think it might be necessary to allow whatever types of items are allowed to still be a true beserker, as I think that would let you wear rings and gauntlets?

Anyway, this was a completely naked tryout - the start should have been more gentle, but after getting blanket in SMC, my chaotic PCs like to try and get the cute dog on their kill list for style points. Sadly, combo of doppelganger and floating eye caused me some problems on way back up on PC5...





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Rationer St:22 Le: 5 Wi:16 Dx:14 To:20 Ch: 6 Ap: 6 Ma: 2 Pe:13 C
DV/PV: 9/2 H: -2(78) P: 2(2) Exp: 5/3026 PC: 5 Sp: 100
Paralyzed


Name: Rationer Race: male Orc Class: Barbarian
Eye color: black Hair color: black Complexion: black
Height: 6' Weight: 187 pounds
Age: 13 (young)
Star sign: Candle Birthday: 29/Candle (day 299 of the year)

Total weight: 1050 stones Carrying capacity: 2700 stones

Head : -
Neck : -
Body : -
Girdle : -
Cloak : -
Right Hand : uncursed cute dog corpse [60s]
Left Hand : -
Right Ring : -
Left Ring : -
Bracers : -
Gauntlets : -
Boots : -
Missile weapon: -
Missiles : heap of 2 uncursed large rations [400s]
Tool : -

Unarmed fighting 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 15
Daggers & knives 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 15
Clubs & hammers 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 15
Maces & flails 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 15
Swords 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 15
Axes 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 15
Whips 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 15
Pole arms 2 +2 +0 +1 basic 40
Twohanded weapons 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 15
Staves 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 15

Slings 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 7
Bows 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 7
Crossbows 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 7
Thrown axes & hammers 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 7
Thrown daggers 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 7
Thrown rocks & clubs 1 +2 +1 +0 basic 12
Thrown spears 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 7
Boomerangs & scurgari 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 7

Shields 0 +0 unskilled 15


Right hand: +10 bonus to hit, 1d4+7 damage


Damage caused with your missile weapons:
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Ammunition: 2, base range: 1, +9 bonus to hit, 1d3+2 damage


Athletics ................ 64 (good) [+3d4]
Backstabbing ............. 32 (fair) [+3d4]
Climbing ................. 53 (good) [+3d5]
Dodge .................... 72 (great) [+3d3]
Find weakness ............ 38 (fair) [+3d5]
First aid ................ 30 (mediocre) [+4d4]
Haggling ................. 25 (mediocre) [+3d3]
Herbalism ................ 28 (mediocre) [+4d5]
Listening ................ 30 (mediocre) [+4d5]
Metallurgy ............... 9 (poor) [+4d5]
Mining ................... 14 (mediocre) [+3d5]
Stealth .................. 48 (fair) [+3d4]
Survival ................. 44 (fair) [+4d5]
Swimming ................. 50 (fair) [+3d4]
Two weapon combat ........ 54 (good) [+3d4]
Woodcraft ................ 17 (mediocre) [+4d5]



Rationer, the orcish barbarian, was killed by a fire beetle.
He scored 3246 points and advanced to level 5.
He survived for 0 years, 3 days, 1 hour, 24 minutes and 37 seconds (1510
turns).
Rationer visited 10 places.
His learning score was modified by -1 during his career.
He ended his adventuring life on level 5 of a dangerous cave at the Drakalor
Pass.
53 monsters perished under his attacks.
He possessed the following intrinsic:
He was poison resistant.
He had the following talents: Basher, Hardy, Tough Skin.
He had a final speed score of 100 (final base speed: 100).
He was not particularly religious.
He asked for 1 divine intervention.
He was chaotically aligned.


1 cute dog


part of me suspects this challenge is not at all possible, but you never know until you try eh?

Grey
10-03-2009, 05:10 PM
I wonder if an archer would be good with the thrown rations...

vogonpoet
10-03-2009, 06:18 PM
Lots of times thrown food is just 'ignored by the foo', not sure if being an archer would help.