Swimmingly good character

[DumbleDoor]

Aha, I made a pun, as you shall soon find out. I make a thief, blah blah blah, get skullcrusher in a store, blah blah blah, going to get a wand of teleport, blah blah blah, come across water, blah blah blah, too long, blah blah blah, I die. Enemy blocking the way from the water, blah blah blah, dead.
:(

[flibble]

dead=no longer alive

[gut]

> going to get a wand of teleport, blah blah blah, come across water,
> blah blah blah, too long, blah blah blah, I die.

Oh the irony! Desperately searching out an item that would
allow the safe crossing of water, you drown on the way to it : )

[Epythic]

dead=no longer alive

What about the undead?

[ragface]

Aha, I made a pun, as you shall soon find out. I make a thief, blah blah blah, get skullcrusher in a store, blah blah blah, going to get a wand of teleport, blah blah blah, come across water, blah blah blah, too long, blah blah blah, I die. Enemy blocking the way from the water, blah blah blah, dead.
:(

You should have smithed a [+10,+11] water breathing helmet