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    And today my dorf healer found a barbaric staff...

    And today my dorf healer found a barbaric staff of hair loss.

    Does that give him a buzz cut?
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    Monsters hit harder and use their special...

    Monsters hit harder and use their special abilities a LOT more. For example, ratling duelists and master swordsmen ALWAYS seem to disarm even if one has 8-9 ranks of weapon skill. Monsters go...
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    Another of those ADOM LOL moments..

    *finds lawful altar on PC:2*
    *determines item status*
    *reads ID scroll*

    Ah, the gray potion is a cursed potion of self-mutilation.
    Here comes the giant ant queen...
    You hit the giant ant queen...
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    Sadly he's blocking the way down and has taken...

    Sadly he's blocking the way down and has taken the scorpion spear and Rolf's Companion off my dwarf. I want those back dammit.
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    Very experienced Argyle Clarke...

    ... is basically unkillable if you don't have slaying ammo or can't spam ball spells.

    Fights in darkness, spams disarm, picks up your weapon, regenerates about 25 hp a round, heals to full if he's...
  6. ... emperor lich? Seriously I want to see if...

    ... emperor lich?

    Seriously I want to see if an Emperor Lich can save the world.
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    I tried locking him in his little alcove with...

    I tried locking him in his little alcove with wands of door creation, but that didn't work.
  8. Thread: Cat Race

    by megamole
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    Khajiit has no words for you.

    Khajiit has no words for you.
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    You kick the goodwife with full strength and slay...

    You kick the goodwife with full strength and slay her!

    I was trying to get the silly moo to run away, since she was generated hostile...

    Ready Ike? Kick the goodwife!
    (Don't kick the goddamn...
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    Confused swordsman.

    You hit the swordsman and critically wound him. The swordsman suddenly seems to panic!
    You talk to the swordsman. Do you want to offer [p]eace?
    The swordsman gladly accepts the chance to...
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    Kicked myself to death YASD

    RNGMan, the dwarven bard, broke his leg on a wall.
    (Kicking the wall to find a secret door).
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    This level is very hot! The rocks are glowing in...

    This level is very hot! The rocks are glowing in a bright light. You resist the searing flames. You hear the sound of rushing water. A gush of water suddenly hits you!

    #wat #mybrainhurts
  13. Troll not understand dis. Dis make troll head hurt.

    Me fick troll.
    Me not understand lots of fings.
    Me use dis special fing called Loj Ick dat doesn't seem to work...

    How can vortices be "very experienced"?
    Who traps all the dungeon doors and...
  14. This is similar in spirit to my previous request...

    This is similar in spirit to my previous request for all equipment to be sorted alphabetically, which would make wands a lot easier to find and sort through. A "wandbridge" as well would make living...
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    This would only be useful if monsters triggered...

    This would only be useful if monsters triggered traps logically... like the ones in Darkforge and the Pyramid don't.
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    The small striped shield "Winter Soldier's...

    The small striped shield "Winter Soldier's Frisbee" [+8. +2] [Dx+4] is an artifact.
    This weapon returns when thrown.
    It is a Nazi slayer.
    It is a demon slayer.

    (Presumably boomerang/scurgari...
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    Funniest messages

    Had a hilarious one just now when training Food Preservation and getting hungry (those hobbits, eh?)

    "You start to consume the yeti corpse (rotten). The yeti becomes enraged as it watches you! ...
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    My Bard has 728 castings of Wish. Sadly base...

    My Bard has 728 castings of Wish. Sadly base cost is 3000pp each :S....
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    Poor Zulf. :(

    Poor Zulf. :(
  20. Thread: MEOW! *splat*

    by megamole
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    MEOW! *splat*

    Aka Trolo the Lucky reads a scroll of familiar summoning after killing 8 cave tigers.


    *spoily*

    *spoily*

    *spoily*
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    Ice Queen's dungeon - PC victimisation!!

    We all know fire magic doesn't work in the Ice Queen's palace - but fireball traps do... :(
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    Hurthling mindcrafter. Wanted to see just how...

    Hurthling mindcrafter. Wanted to see just how unplayable a character I could make. From memory, Dex was 9.
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    New character with 2 St, maximum 7...

    Time to leave the Chain or just weight-train with 1 large ration?
    Base damage 1d3-8.
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    Waste not, want not...

    The adventures of Arrr, the orcish farmer, in the UD.

    The caveman attacks Rrf, the large dog.
    The caveman kills Rrf, the large dog.
    You are enraged by the death of your friend!
    A large dog...
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    Inventory sorting

    I may have missed this, but is there a facility to sort the items in your inventory alphabetically by categories? So that all the wands of [foo] are grouped together after the wands of [bar]?...
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