Dwarf Merchant : Paint Picture.

[gut]

I don't get it.
???

[_Ln_]

I don't get it.
???

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bloodninja/logs

[gut]

Followed the link, tried to read a few lines, got uber-bored.
I'll have to just not get it

[lotuskip]

Search for 'wizard'.

[Grey]

One of the most famous bits of internetz humour - was mentioned earlier in the thread actually, I think. Never seen that full page of stuff though. It's quite dull in such an overall perspective in fact. I'm disappointed by it now

[gut]

> Search for 'wizard'.

Did that, or rather, skimmed until I saw something that
was linked to the comic. I got:

"
BritneySpears14 : I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA : Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14 : What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
"

So my interpretation of this is that, once upon a time, on
the internet, somewhere, there was a person trying to have
a cybersex chat with someone, and someone else kept
interupting with enthusiastic wizard chat...

I suppose it is just one of those things that most like, and
I don't. Fortunately, I'm used to that : )

[grobblewobble]

This was about a guy trolling in dirty chat rooms. The joke in the conversation above is that the same guy had been trolling the same girl in an earlier conversation under a different name:

"
Bloodninja : Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14 : Aight.
Bloodninja : Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14 : I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja : Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14 : Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja : Me too baby.
BritneySpears14 : I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja : I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14 : Hey...
Bloodninja : I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14 : Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja : I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14 : You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja : Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja : I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl :2 Druid.
BritneySpears14 : Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
"

[Theym]

some of those were _awsome_

[Elone]

Here's my personal favourite, however not from Bloodninja. Bloodninja is a pure troll. But this... this shows that human stupidity really has no measurable limits.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/weirdlog

[Theym]

holy shitShe's fuckin dense