That was an April Fool's Day prank.
The fact that huge corperations are now annoying me
with April Fool's day nonsense is unbearable.

I see myself logging on to the net one April, maybe
10 years from now (maybe 5...) and reading a caption
like 'Scientists have found the cure for cancer! More on
page 2.

...

April Fools!.

I have reached the age/state-of-mind now where I
find myself wanting to tell the world to grow up.