I'm starting to think I'm the elder member of the forum. Just turned 32 about a month ago. Here's me and my daughter, taken with the webcam on my laptop.
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I'm starting to think I'm the elder member of the forum. Just turned 32 about a month ago. Here's me and my daughter, taken with the webcam on my laptop.
You hear the cries of the crowd: "Freebird!! Freebird!! Freebird!!"
You play some tunes on your lute.
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Well, might as well post a picture of moi.
When in darkness, you can always see the light (unless you're in ADOM)
Most successful combos for me: Grey elf wizards, trollish healers, dark elf beast-fighters, Gnomey monks, and any race barbarians.
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in the interest of comedy i should post this photo of me with my head halfway shaved
Wins:
Lvl 50 Dark Elf Mindcrafter.
Lvl 50 High Elf Assassin (Dual weilding).
Lvl 50 Dark Elf Paladin.
Lvl 50 Gnomish Assassin (Failed ultra turned normal gate closer)
Lvl 50 Hurthling Thief (ULE).
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Chuck Norris reads a scroll of darkness, but can still see because the darkness is afraid of him.
Kranarch hears that Chuck Norris has talked to the sherrif, and leaves the chain immediately.
Before he goes to bed, Andor Drakon checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
The Quickling King hold the record for dodging a Chuck Norris kick. The record stands at "almost once".
The original Alchemy recipe for Potions of Gain Attributes was "1 potion of Chuck Norris Sweat and 1 Lock of Chuck Norris Chest Hair". The recipe was scrapped because Chuck Norris never breaks a sweat.
You hear the cries of the crowd: "Freebird!! Freebird!! Freebird!!"
You play some tunes on your lute.
Ancient Member
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be a necromancer to revive himself.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every cat he saw and still got the RotMC.
The Emperor Moloch broke his speed record at 1000 when he heard the *thump* of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can wear the crown of science and still get a wish from a pool.
Chuck Norris didn't need an AoLS, and neither will Khelavaster now. (Yes, you can assume the worst)
Chuck Norris descended from Id 1 to Id 66 and back without using a staircase.
After the Cute Dog died, Chuck Norris ate the corpse in front of the tiny girl, and lived.
Chuck Norris is always twice the experience level of the SMC+DH.
Chuck Norris can say whatever he wants to Thrundarr and still get a response other than "Me has nothing to say on that"
Chuck Norris uses eternium arrows which can be retrieved for Hawslayer's own use
When in darkness, you can always see the light (unless you're in ADOM)
Most successful combos for me: Grey elf wizards, trollish healers, dark elf beast-fighters, Gnomey monks, and any race barbarians.
Ancient Member
Chuck Norris has read the weird tome.
You steal a scroll labelled HITME. The orc hits you.
Ancient Member
...Twice!Chuck Norris has read the weird tome.
There was such thing as the Scroll of Omnipotence, but when Chuck Norris found it, he destroyed it.
Chuck Norris uses the TotRR as a toothpick.
When in darkness, you can always see the light (unless you're in ADOM)
Most successful combos for me: Grey elf wizards, trollish healers, dark elf beast-fighters, Gnomey monks, and any race barbarians.
Ancient Member
Fedor whips him, in his prime, in 1 minute. Tops.
"Whip me!" pleads the adom player. The rng replies... "No."
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When Chuck Norris enters the SMC, all the monsters spawn with scrolls of warning at their feet.
ADOM Guides - whatever you wanted to know about playing a certain class, but have been afraid to ask!
Check out my youtube channel to see my ADOM videos, including a completed playthrough of the game. I try to give instructions, so if you want to see some place you haven't been before and get some hints on how to deal with it, this might help! There's also some other games featured there that you might find interesting.
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Well i guess i might as well post one of me.
Originally Posted by Laukku
What happens when a being with godlike power has no concept of limits and unfettered creativity? Anything.
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