I think I've had a change of heart on this whole matter. Clearly, the universe was created.

And it is all thanks to Mbombo, the great giant, who, upon feeling a great pain in his stomach, proceeded to vomit up all of the universe, the animals, and humans. And we thank Loko Yima, the god upon the earth, himself created by Mbombo's vomit, who continues to protect us from evil.