Dudley

[Adom]

High elf archer win. Now normally nobody would care because it is so easy, but I just wanted to say this to piss Dudley off. Okay.

[vogonpoet]

Why would that annoy Dudley? Archers using archery are honourable if I understood correctly.
Its everyone else using archery that suck donkey balls of crapness.

[Adom]

Why would that annoy Dudley? Archers using archery are honourable if I understood correctly.
Its everyone else using archery that suck donkey balls of crapness.

I forgot. My bad.
Is it honourable for archers to use melee and magic?

[Grey]

Probably not... I'm tempted to use a barbarian that only uses missiles now to piss him off

When's Dudley's birthday? Maybe on that day we should all play a challenge of using any non-archer class to win the game using mostly missiles.

[Silfir]

Number one rule of Honour in the Holy Book of Silfir: If you're going to crack a joke at someone else's expense, at least try to be funny.

If Dudley just so happens to once more mention in passing how missiles suck and only archers can honourably use them (if you're trying to be funny, get your facts straight, by the by) in a thread which, until then, was barely broaching the subject of missiles or playing styles, that's when he kind of got it coming and teasing him about it a bit is fair game. Bringing up the subject out of nowhere to get a reaction is just being a dick. If you've got a really funny tongue-in-cheek kind of joke to make up for that, you might qualify as a non-dick overall, but if you've got no joke at all you're just being an un-funny dick.

If you've got something halfway memorable to say about your victory (given this is the section for victory posts), that would be swell.

[Grey]

That's an odd rule to have as number one honour... Personally I more highly rank "don't poo in a bed when you're only staying as a guest".

[vogonpoet]

That's an odd rule to have as number one honour... Personally I more highly rank "don't poo in a bed when you're only staying as a guest".

Dude. If you have to elevate not crapping in someone else's bed to honour rule status, then you might have a problem. Not crapping in somone else's bed doesn't even need to make it onto most peoples unwritten rules list. Its just a given. Hell, even Renton only crapped in someone else's bed once, and he was fucked up.

[Silfir]

Like the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition, the rules in my Holy Book were not numbered by order of importance. Unlike the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition, which started with rule 423 so people would immediately think "That's a lot of rules, where can I buy the book that has them all", I number them in the order I come up with them since I fear people asking me for the ones I skipped (and complain about them not being ordered by importance). By which I mean the Holy Book is inconceivable in its ways and I must be very diligent in dispensing its wisdom.

[gut]

Strange, my codex of honour is completely blank.

[Adom]

Actually, I hadn't played an archer in a very long time and this was the first archer I played. I won with it. Also, I got long lost brother message and found 3 lesser vaults and 0 greater vaults...