Originally Posted by
Laukku
Oh my god you won't believe what a day I've had! So, I booted JADE, and there I was, playing it! First there were, like, pink elephants, and stuff, and dragons and beautiful butterflies and it was all so pretty! I killed them all, and it was so sad, because they had to die, but it didn't matter, because there would be more monsters spawning! And they, like, left me all kinds of cool stuff, and they were really cool, like red herrings, and sparklies, and the pink sword of cuteness!! Oh my god!! And I did all kinds of awesome epic quests with extreme ease, because I had a very cute artifact sword, and I rescued a dragon from the princess, prevented the invasion of the angry puppies, and became the king of the shoes! Then my dude died, because I wore an amulet of death saving, and I was sad, but it was all right, because my character had do die anyway, so my story would have and end, so I could stop telling it! ...So there you have it, JADE has all kinds of deep and interesting content and will revolutionise the gaming industry. It's clever mechanics are unmatched, and will leave players wanting for more.