riddle thread

[grobblewobble]

How about this. I start with a riddle, whoever comes up first with the right answer asks the next riddle.

I'll start with an easy one:

A man walks five mile south, ten mile west and then five mile north. At that point, he arrives exactly where he started and sees a bear. What color does the bear have?

[Theym]

Red

[Dorten]

White. Old and unfunny one.

[Orbic]

Then go on and post yours

[Theym]

Polar bears FTW

[Dorten]

Polar bears FTW

What's that: When it goes up it uses three legs, and when it goes down it uses only one.

[gut]

I prefer Theym's answer to bear fur color, as it made me laugh.

Anyhoo, one-legged prostitute.

[Dorten]

Anyhoo, one-legged prostitute.

Wut?

[grobblewobble]

helicopter?

[Albahan]

Tripod, duh