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    Is the benchmark at which I measure others of it's kind. None have compared.

    I do not believe that I can ever forget some of the things it offered us.

    What is your favorite memory from when it graced our presence?
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    I don't like being superstitious. It gives bad luck.
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    "Today I will show everyone the size of my e-penis by stickying a thread from one year ago that absolutely no one cares about!"
    What happens when a being with godlike power has no concept of limits and unfettered creativity? Anything.
    ?/0

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    nathrakh Guest

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    Just the everyday feeling it's holiness granted us.

    Rest in peaches..

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    We should erect a statue to honor his memory. I believe there was some picture of insect rape in the paint picture thread, so that could serve as a model.

    May the statue stand erect for centuries to come.
    You steal a scroll labelled HITME. The orc hits you.

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    nathrakh Guest

    Thumbs up

    bump

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    he should replace the mad minstrel in jade.
    "you speak to topler, the wandering mystic"
    "topler the wandering mystic says 'insect rape porn'"
    hahahhaha

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    Maybe he could appear as being sealed in a library made just for him, where he keeps writing scrolls of spam for eternity. He should write two scrolls per minute.
    You hit Andor Drakon, the ElDeR cHaOs GoD, and severely wound him.
    The greater balor summons some help!
    The ratling duelist disarms you. You drop your blessed Trident of the Red Rooster (+36, 6d12+18) [+12, +12]. It flies to the west.
    Andor Drakon, the ElDeR cHaOs GoD, picks up the blessed Trident of the Red Rooster (+36, 6d12+18) [+12, +12].
    Andor Drakon, the ElDeR cHaOs GoD, wields the blessed Trident of the Red Rooster (+36, 6d12+18) [+12, +12].

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