If I were the rng, I would...

[gut]

• generate gloves of smiting -1 early and often.

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[Stingray1]

• generate black thumb and/or long sting in df every damn game.

[anon123]

Make all weapons of devastation/mayhem have the fickle or mild prefixes.

[gut]

• never generate Jharod in a room without at least one fireball trap.

[JellySlayer]

-Spawn a lightning vortex right next to the entrance to NDC.
-Spawn a hostile quickling queen next to the stairs in DH:1.
-Spawn a threat room of hostile white unicorns on the path of every lawfully crowned PC.
-Make every surge of power black tome.

[szopin]

Generate a flood and heavy rain every time a caster (or archer, arrows should be drenched too) enters the game. >? tough luck, all your inventory has been drenched. Work for your glory like everybloody else goddamit!

[anon123]

* Only spawn clothes and iron-shod quarterstaves in Darkforge.
* Only spawn emperor liches from great treasure graves.
* Make all ordinary rings rings of damage, all steel amulets amulets of greed, and all bulky girdles cursed girdles of greed. ("It's a GoGS, it's awesome even if cursed... oh snap.")
* Teleport a pixie inside the room whenever the PC steps in a chaotic altar.

-Spawn a lightning vortex right next to the entrance to NDC.

That one is based on a real story. gut's laughter... *shudder*

[szopin]

-Spawn a lightning vortex right next to the entrance to NDC.

That one is based on a real story. gut's laughter... *shudder*

Well, don't leave us hanging, I'd love to hear it at least

[anon123]

gut was recording a speedrun video of a character who was doing pretty well. When he enters NDC to raid Darkforge, boom, a lightning vortex blows up in his face and kills the PC. gut's reaction at this point is priceless.

http://www.viddler.com/v/d5c65eb1

I think that's the one, stumbled upon it before joining this forum. You might want to turn down the volume a bit near the end.

[SirTheta]

pixies are N, btw.