It seems that the thread is still not dying, so I have another proposal:
Let's do a competition. The last person to ever post in this thread wins.
Obviously if the thread never dies, there will be no winner.
So, who wants to win?
You hit Andor Drakon, the ElDeR cHaOs GoD, and severely wound him.
The greater balor summons some help!
The ratling duelist disarms you. You drop your blessed Trident of the Red Rooster (+36, 6d12+18) [+12, +12]. It flies to the west.
Andor Drakon, the ElDeR cHaOs GoD, picks up the blessed Trident of the Red Rooster (+36, 6d12+18) [+12, +12].
Andor Drakon, the ElDeR cHaOs GoD, wields the blessed Trident of the Red Rooster (+36, 6d12+18) [+12, +12].
I see no point in such petty competition
Have you ever heard of "swoop-o"? It's an online "auction" where the final bid gets the item for free, but placing a bid costs fifty cents. If no one makes another bid in the ten seconds after you place your bid, you win. Of course people lose out enormous amounts of money on it.
You steal a scroll labelled HITME. The orc hits you.
It's also a fairly common forum game. People post on a specific thread, and if it doesn't get any more replies for a specific amount of time, the last poster wins something.
If this was such a thread, I would clearly win, since as you very well know you are not to post here anymore.
"And light there be!"
Perhaps if we make all possible cat-related posts, people will realize there's no point in continuing to post here.
"And light there be!"
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"And light there be!"