Dumb ways to die (in ADOM)
Eat some kobold meat for lunch
Walk on ice with Big Punch
Hit the Cat Lord with a sword
Meeta Giant Stone Lord
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Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Meet the raider lord way too soon
Eat a death ray when not immune
Stare gorgons in their eyes
Trust the chaos potion lies
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Get confused by a chaos wyrm
Get your level full of worms
Take too long on the chaos plane
Get your brain fully drained
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Had a block fall on your head
Had no bandage when you bled
Hit a staring eye when sick
Gave the stairs a strong kick
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Aim magic at a wall
See the rift and take a fall
Take a step on the altar black
Have your luggage crush your back
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