Start a mist elf wizard. Tell myself "Be careful!"
Take Sixth Sense talent.
Start with Frost bolt and Invis books, read both till they dissapear. Pickup Terinyo quests and head over to outlaw village to snipe my first kill.
( I like to starrt with an outlaw leader/mugger/beggar)
Check out the shop. AoLS. Oh my god.
Cast Invis. Pick up amulet. Walk out of shop. Score!
Deep breath. Wear Amulet. Burns my skin wtf. Take off. Oh well it wasnt going to be used for me anyway.
Shopkeeper repositions some items. Oh ho ho. Take another look. Mmmm spellbooks. Lets relieve him of those also. Add Fireball and Knock to my spell list.
Lets go save that puppy. Doors cant get me (will use knock on all closed doors, wont even check if they are locked), 2 good ranged spells, area of effect for emergencies Invis if i need to avoid anything too nasty, and Khelly as good as saved.
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PC-1. Five paces from the downstairs "A stream of acid pours down on you. You die....
I sit and stare at my computer for a full 5 minutes before I throw it through the window.