The Non-Chaotic ChAoS KnIgHt Support Group

[Iridia]

Are you tired of being a pariah, scorned by tiny girls and ancient barbarians alike? Tired of ol' Andy's prohibition on learning anything as intrinsically Lawful as Healing? Come to the Non-Chaotic ChAoS KnIgHt Support Group, where everyone knows the pain of divinely-inflicted indigestion. Swap tips on making up for sucking at everything, having no class powers, and possibly having to rescue idiotic carpenters while frantically patching up your wounds every four steps.

We won't laugh at your stilt legs and sulfur breath, because let's face it, we're all hated by most people and extremely ugly anyway. We offer a money-back guarantee: If you don't kill us for our traitorous actions against all that is cHaOtIc, we won't kill you for ungratefully turning against the deity who so graciously granted you cHaOs powers (and threw in the the extra eyes for free)!

Swap tips, stories, and general griping--because no one else will truly understand the demented ramblings distorted by your tentacled mouth.

[LFk]

Are you the same Iridia from the old brinkster forums?

[Iridia]

Yep, I just now realized these forums were up and running.

[persy]

Hi, I'm a ChAoS kNiGhT and I'm here to redeem my sins. I've heard there is a "repeat las action" command in later prereleases, is that true? I can't find it myself and sacrificing 1 gold 200 times is too much of a penance :-(

[grobblewobble]

We all know there is no way to resist chaos in the end.. I bet you guys are all just faking it like me, aren't you? Even gods are easily fooled.. Ow! *bends over from pain in belly*

The repeat last command is '

[Iridia]

I have found that most deities are not particularly happy with worshipers who perform repeated alignment shifts. If you've had to slaughter a few blink dogs or punch a dwarf in the face to fool Chaos into thinking you're still a loyal servant and not burning you from the inside out, you are likely to find the Neutral gods quite angry with you when you return to Balance. Even if they were happy with you when you went on your blink-dog hunt, the Neutral gods are likely to curse or disintegrate your equipment. Approaching their altars in humility, wearing only a suitably humble set of clothing, is highly recommended. (Or you could just stick a si in your missile slot.)

[Al-Khwarizmi]

Hi, I am a ChAoS KnIgHt too. While my soul still belongs to ChAoS, I was wondering if I could find some confort in this group.

My problem is, I really don't know what to do with my life. I came to the chain to aid the incursion of the forces of ChAoS into Ancardia, but all the chaotic creatures in the dungeons attack me, so I've slaughtered a lot of them. At least I did something useful by slaughtering that nosy Khelavaster too (but it was no big feat, since a bunch of measly chaos servants almost beat me to it).

But now, what? I mean, I could go for the Orbs. I'm sure they would be much better protected from the forces of Order in my custody than in the hands of that snake, wyrm, archmage and so on. Yeah, I know they're pretty buff, but I have powers that they will never have, as I'm the only creature in the whole Ancardia who can zap wands of paralysis and use slaying ammo, no kidding! So I don't think any champion of order would stand a chance against me.

But after I go for the Orbs, again, what? If I just wait somewhere, I think I'll get corrupted and turned into a writhing mass of primal chaos without having the chance to see Andor Drakon's final victory. Maybe your group can give me something interesting to do with my life?

[Stingray1]

I cReAtEd YoU nOw I sHaLl DeStRoY yOu. DiE cOwArD!!


Edit - Um, stingray here. @Al, why are you so afraid of becoming a god? The ID dive sucks a little, but otherwise it's great fun.

[Grey]

Hi everybody. My name's Grey and I'm.... I'm a ChAoS KnIgHt...

I've done some bad things in the past, but I've been trying to turn my life around. I settled down recently in the High Mountain Village, got me a job as an accountant. Business is a bit sparse but I've been getting by and enjoying the rustic life.

Recently I met a girl, her name's Gabby. We really hit it off. But now things are getting serious, and she's making strange demands. "Bring me the corpse of a farmer," she says. But I'm like, no girl, I don't do that stuff no more. Yet she's still like, "bring me a boar skull, bring me a monster summoning wand".

I don't know what to do, homies. I really dig this girl, but I feel she's bad for keeping me off the wagon. Any advice appreciated.

Peace out!

[Stingray1]

DiE cOwArD!!