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    Default troll chaos knight p20 "stupid"

    will write story later.

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    Kusimuna St:53 Le:51 Wi:20 Dx:15 To:37 Ch:16 Ap: 6 Ma:23 Pe:32 C-
    DV/PV: 23/61 H: 839(839) P: 132(247) Exp: 41/33974957 D: 50 Sp: 175
    Blessed Invisible Bloated Berserk
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    Background Information
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    Name: Kusimuna Race: male Troll Class: Chaos Knight
    Eye color: brown Hair color: black Complexion: ruddy
    Height: 9'1" Weight: 12 pounds
    Age: 54 (very old, 36 years of unnatural aging added in) || god damn ghost lords and rng not giving me a single !oYouth.
    Star sign: Candle Birthday: 6/Candle (day 276 of the year)

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    Inventory
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    Total weight: 4811 stones Carrying capacity: 12952 stones

    Head : blessed Iron Crown of Havlor (-6, -6) [+12, +12] {Le+4}[65s]
    Neck : blessed ankh [3s]
    Body : uncursed eternium plate mail (-1, -2) [+1, +13] [240s]
    Girdle : blessed girdle of giant strength [+0, +0] {St+12} [30s]
    Cloak : uncursed Brannalbin's Cloak of Defense [+3, +3] [30s]
    Right Hand : blessed ancient claymore "Death's Blade" (+6, 6d8+6) [+4, +0]
    Left Hand : -
    Right Ring : blessed ring of damage [1s]
    Left Ring : uncursed ring of slaying (+6 melee damage, +6 missile damage)
    Bracers : blessed bracers of regeneration [+1, +0] [18s]
    Gauntlets : uncursed black dragon-hide gauntlets (-2, +0) [+0, +2][10s]
    Boots : uncursed eternium boots [+0, +7] [55s]
    Missile Weapon: uncursed short bow of accuracy (+3, +0) [20s]
    Missiles : bundle of 2 blessed arrows of humanoid slaying (+4, 1d6+3)
    Tool : blessed magical writing set (2) [5s]


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    Stuff
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    Total weight: 3929 stones Carrying capacity: 12952 stones

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    Weapon Skills
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    Melee weapon Lvl Hit Dam DV Level Required marks
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    Unarmed fighting 4 +3 +1 +1 skilled 24
    Daggers & knives 2 +2 +0 +0 basic 15
    Clubs & hammers 8 +6 +4 +2 excellent 170
    Maces & flails 2 +2 +0 +0 basic 15
    Swords 10 +9 +6 +3 excellent 43
    Axes 7 +5 +4 +1 skilled 133
    Whips 2 +2 +1 +2 basic 15
    Pole arms 10 +10 +6 +12 excellent 239
    Twohanded weapons 15 +20 +30 +8 Grand Mastery 10325
    Staves 2 +2 +0 +2 basic 15

    Missile weapon Lvl Hit Dam Ra Level Required marks
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    Slings 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 7
    Bows 9 +18 +13 +3 excellent 11
    Crossbows 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 7
    Thrown axes & hammers 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 7
    Thrown daggers 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 7
    Thrown rocks & clubs 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 7
    Thrown spears 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 7
    Boomerangs & scurgari 0 +0 +0 +0 unskilled 7

    Shields Lvl DV Level Required marks
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    Shields 9 +18 excellent 1165


    Damage caused with your melee weapons:
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    Right hand: +179 bonus to hit, 6d8+183 damage


    Damage caused with your missile weapons:
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    Ammunition: 2, base range: 18, +72 bonus to hit, 1d6+46 damage

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    Skills
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    Alchemy .................. 61 (good) [+1d3]
    Athletics ................100 (superb) [+2d4]
    Backstabbing .............100 (superb) [+1d5]
    Bridge building .......... 12 (mediocre) [+3d5] (mr)
    Climbing .................100 (superb) [+1d5]
    Concentration ............100 (superb) [+1]
    Detect traps ............. 78 (great) [+1]
    Disarm traps ............. 55 (good) [+1d3]
    Dodge .................... 72 (great) [+1d3]
    Find weakness ............100 (superb) [+1d5]
    First aid ................ 26 (mediocre) [+4d5]
    Food preservation ........100 (superb) [+1]
    Gemology ................. 55 (good) [+1d3]
    Haggling ................. 23 (mediocre) [+1d5]
    Listening ................100 (superb) [+1d5]
    Literacy ................. 94 (superb) [+1]
    Mining ................... 43 (fair) [+3d5]
    Pick pockets ............. 95 (superb) [+1]
    Smithing ................. 19 (mediocre) [+4d5]
    Stealth ..................100 (superb) [+2d4]
    Tactics ..................100 (superb) [+1]
    Two weapon combat ........ 9 (poor) [+4d5]

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    Spells
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    Bless : 7, 15pp (Effectivity: +0)
    Calm Monster : 26, 13pp (Effectivity: +0)
    Cure Critical Wounds : 1, 29pp (Effectivity: +0)
    Cure Light Wounds : 3, 9pp (Effectivity: +0)
    Cure Serious Wounds : 14, 18pp (Effectivity: +0)
    Darkness : 58, 5pp (Effectivity: +2)
    Disarm Trap : 18, 18pp (Effectivity: +0)
    Divine Key : 26, 20pp (Effectivity: +1)
    Enlightenment : 11, 141pp (Effectivity: +0)
    Ethereal Bridge : 31, 100pp (Effectivity: +1)
    Freezing Fury : 7, 48pp (Effectivity: +0)
    Hellish Flames : 13, 18pp (Effectivity: +1)
    Know Alignment : 20, 18pp (Effectivity: +0)
    Knowledge of the Ancients: 8, 76pp (Effectivity: +0)
    Lesser Divine Touch : 22, 14pp (Effectivity: +1)
    Minor Punishment : 57, 11pp (Effectivity: +2)
    Neutralize Poison : 5, 19pp (Effectivity: +0)
    Petrification : 12, 225pp (Effectivity: +0)
    Rain of Sorrow : 3, 68pp (Effectivity: +0)
    Remove Curse : 10, 95pp (Effectivity: +0)
    Seal of the Spheres : 14, 14pp (Effectivity: +0)
    Slow Monster : 40, 11pp (Effectivity: +0)
    Slow Poison : 13, 11pp (Effectivity: +0)
    Veil of the Gods : 25, 17pp (Effectivity: +1)
    Web : 27, 20pp (Effectivity: +1)


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    Effects of Corruption
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    Your bones are made from bronze (Dx: -2, DV: -2, PV: +3).
    You have grown 10 extra eyes (Ap: -6, Pe: +6).
    You have become extremely thin and nimble (1/2 weight, DV: +6).
    You have become very light (1/10 weight, St: -6, Dx: +4, To: -6, Ap: -6, +20
    speed).
    You have grown thorns (3d3 melee damage, Dx: -2, Ap: -3).
    You sweat blood (Ch: -2, Ap: -4, +5 speed).
    You rage (DV: -9, +6 melee damage)!
    Your frontal eyes have merged to form one larger eye (Ch: -2, Ap: -2, Pe:
    +4).
    Your skin is covered by tough scales (PV: +8, Dx: -6, Ap: -4).

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    His further fate:
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    After snuffing out yourself and all your compatriots by closing the Chaos
    Gate, Ancardia falls into revelry. Your stupid and utterly bumbling deed
    becomes the background for many stories, sung and recounted by bards over
    the millennia, among the laughter of the inhabitants of Ancardia.

    Your black soul is retrieved by Andor Drakon to suffer HiS eternal tortures,
    most exquisitely applied by him personally for a couple of millennia to
    quench his ire. Afterwards his lackeys find eternal bliss in letting you
    reconsider your actions through the application of unimaginable pain.

    You cannot stop wondering (whenever you manage to catch a clear thought
    amidst wrecking pain) why you deserved this? Ancardia in the meantime
    continues to evolve to be an exciting and ever-changing world.

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    His achievements during his adventures:
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    Kusimuna, the trollish chaos knight, snuffed out his existence by closing
    the Chaos Gate becoming immortalized as the most stupid follower of ChAoS
    ever.
    He scored 3825767 points and advanced to level 41.
    He survived for 0 years, 106 days, 10 hours, 23 minutes and 13 seconds
    (191794 turns).
    3 companions were killed during his adventures.
    Kusimuna visited 102 places.
    His strength score was modified by +1 during his career.
    His learning score was modified by +19 during his career.
    His willpower score was modified by -1 during his career.
    His dexterity score was modified by +7 during his career.
    His toughness score was modified by +9 during his career.
    His charisma score was modified by +9 during his career.
    His appearance score was modified by +10 during his career.
    His mana score was modified by -1 during his career.
    His perception score was modified by -1 during his career.
    He was unnaturally aged by 36 years.
    He was a member of the thieves guild.
    He saved Khelavaster from certain death.
    He ended his adventuring life on level 50 of the caverns of chaos.
    12490 monsters perished under his attacks.
    The following 22 artifacts were generated during his adventure:
    the si
    the scythe of corruption "Moon Sickle"
    the ancient claymore "Death's Blade"
    the Iron Crown of Havlor
    the Chaos Orb of Elemental Water
    the Chaos Orb of Elemental Air
    the Chaos Orb of Elemental Fire
    the Chaos Orb of Elemental Earth
    Brannalbin's Cloak of Defense
    the ring of the High Kings
    the phial of Caladriel
    the crown of science
    the shield of raw steel
    the amulet of raw steel
    the ancient mummy wrapping
    the ankh
    the Crown of Chaos
    the Sceptre of Chaos
    the Chaos Orb of Elemental Mana
    the jet-black battle axe "Executor"
    the emerald dagger "Serpent's Bite"
    the rune-covered halberd "Wyrmlance"
    He possessed the following intrinsics:
    He was fire resistant (also through an item).
    He was poison resistant.
    He was cold resistant (also through an item).
    He was acid resistant (also through items).
    He was lucky (also through an item).
    Fate smiled upon him (also through an item).
    He was able to control teleportation.
    He was invisible (gained through an item).
    He was resistant to death rays (gained through an item).
    He was shock resistant (also through an item).
    He was immune to ice attacks.
    He had the following talents: Affinity with Twohanded Weapons, Alert,
    Basher, Good Shot, Healthy, Keen Shot, Long-Lived, Long Stride, Mighty
    Strike, Miser, Porter, Powerful Strike, Quick, Sixth Sense, Treasure Hunter.
    He had a final speed score of 175 (final base speed: 129).
    He was a messiah of Andor Drakon.
    He asked for 18 divine interventions.
    He was a holy champion of Chaos.
    He was severely tainted by Chaos.

    The following monsters were vanquished:

    405 animated trees

    44 greater molochs



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    Ancient Domains Of Mystery
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    Build: Nov 21 2013 23:44:09
    Sometimes I wish I would have a smaller dick.

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    You'll want to wrap the above in code tags ([\code] and [/code]) [remove back slash, keep forward slash].
    gate closers: GeWi GnMo(unarmed) DeAs/Pa/Mi(staves)/Ra GePr DrBb HrMo | p7: MeBf | p17: GnPr | p20: DrDu GnAs DeCk MeWp OrBf GnTh MeHe | R57: MeDu | R101: DrAs (26,674 turns) GnDu (26,748) DrAs (18,533)
    ULE: HeRa — OCG: DeMi
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    Is this the second troll Stupidest Follower ending I've seen so far? I think it's got to be. Trolls just lend themselves to that kind of thing.

    Congrats!

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    They probably think the levers will make nice clubs. This one had an exceedingly high Le though, must be a racial thing then. Congrats on being the stupidest ChAoS follower ever.
    Last edited by Stingray1; 01-27-2014 at 10:15 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SirTheta View Post
    You'll want to wrap the above in code tags ([\code] and [/code]) [remove back slash, keep forward slash].
    will keep in mind, thanks.
    Sometimes I wish I would have a smaller dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iridia View Post
    Is this the second troll Stupidest Follower ending I've seen so far? I think it's got to be. Trolls just lend themselves to that kind of thing.

    Congrats!

    Long story short, I kind of forgot to pick up a certain sceptre @ I:40 or so whilst hunting a greater moloch and then it was left behind forever etc. etc.
    Sometimes I wish I would have a smaller dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stingray1 View Post
    They probably think the levers will make nice clubs. This one had an exceedingly high Le though, must be a racial thing then. Congrats on being the stupidest ChAoS follower ever.
    he was at le:23 or so, drank all potions of boost [foo] before turning the handle. Havlor helps, and a few *oKnowledge :]
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    Quote Originally Posted by timeywimey View Post
    Long story short, I kind of forgot to pick up a certain sceptre @ I:40 or so whilst hunting a greater moloch and then it was left behind forever etc. etc.
    i didn't think you could leave behind artifacts in the ID?

    BTW you must have been incredibly incredibly close to dying of old age.

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    It is possible to leave behind the Sceptre of Chaos at least. This is what happened to my dark elven paladin a couple of days ago. The message when climbing the stairs is something like "you feel like leaving behind an essential part of chaos... forever."

    So my congratulations and condolences for scraping a gate closer after something like that, I know that more-bitter-than-sweet feeling all too well (will post YAVP when I get to it)... although the "most stupid" ending with a chaos knight probably rubs it in quite a bit more poignantly

    Mutta onnittelut silti! (Don't ask where I spotted that he's a Finn, you don't really want to know).
    Last edited by Utnapishtim; 01-28-2014 at 02:03 AM.

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    Ehh, I think the Stupid Chaos Knight ending is kind of funny. It's like TB is saying, "Well, what did you expect, silly player, rolling up a chaos knight and then doing the exact opposite of what you're supposed to be doing?"

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