Oh common sense, why hast thou forsaken me...

[mjz15]

Schmuckling, level 10 dwarf duelist, precrowned with Purifier. Gets to the bottom of the Puppy Cave. Finds a mixed vault.

"I'm not going to mess with that."

Schmuckling turns around and leaves.
Smart Schmuckling.

"Hmm. I've got Purifier. What's the worst that can happen?"

Schmuckling turns around again and returns to the vault.
Stupid Schmuckling.
Finds a lightning lizard. Lizzie fires a bolt, bouncy-bouncy, Schmuckling gets electrocuted.
Schmuckling, you're a schmuck.

[Blasphemous]

Reminds me of an assassin of mine that found serpent's bite and skullcrusher in UD.
Back in bandit town - I'm da boss, let's melee hotzy dual wielding serpent and crusher.
What's the worst that could happen? A bit of poison that I'm resistant to?
Crit, stab, crit, crit, -10 HP.