Me fick troll.
Me not understand lots of fings.
Me use dis special fing called Loj Ick dat doesn't seem to work...
How can vortices be "very experienced"?
Who traps all the dungeon doors and curses all the equipment?
Where can I learn missile deflection like a doppleganger?
Why don't steel golems trigger traps in DFG?
Are molochs actually GIANT MECHAs?
etc...