... while paralyzed, because after running out of humanoid slaying with Sun's Messenger, I engaged him in meelee wearing neither of the two artifacts that would have given me paralyzation resistence.

When I got a wish from a drive-by sip on CoC lvl 1 and got precrowned with Sun's Messenger and The Boots of the Divinve Messenger, I should have known the RNG was up to something.

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Wonko        St:40  Le:35  Wi:46  Dx:72  To:48  Ch:30  Ap:27  Ma:65  Pe:37  C-
DV/PV:22/54   H:-42(855)     P:6(1062)      Exp:50/21854584    ChAoS Sp:401
Blessed Invisible Paralyzed Bloated Berserk
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                            Background Information
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Name: Wonko               Race: female Hurthling    Class: Bard
Eye color: brown          Hair color: brown         Complexion: light
Height: 2'7"              Weight: 57 pounds
Age: 49 (adult, 10 years of unnatural aging added in)
Star sign: Candle         Birthday: 6/Candle (day 276 of the year)


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                                  Inventory
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Total weight: 7834 stones                Carrying capacity: 11875 stones

He: uncursed eternium cap [+0, +4]                                    [28s]
Ne: uncursed amulet of light                                           [3s]
Bo: blessed chain mail of the martyred crusader (-1, -3) [-1, +10] {Wi+12}
Gi: blessed girdle of carrying [+0, +0]                               [15s]
Cl: uncursed cloak of defense [+3, +0]                                [20s]
RH: blessed Trident of the Red Rooster (+36, 6d12+18) [+12, +12] {Ma+24}
LH: -
RR: uncursed ring of slaying (+6 melee damage, +6 missile damage)      [1s]
LR: blessed ring of the master cat [+0, +5] {Dx+16} (+16 spd)          [1s]
Br: uncursed bracers of regeneration [+0, +0]                         [18s]
Ga: uncursed thick gauntlets (-1, -2) [+0, +1]                        [15s]
Bo: blessed seven league boots [+1, +0]                               [30s]
MW: uncursed elven long bow "Sun's Messenger" (+15, +15)              [30s]
Mi: -
Tl: -


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                                    Stuff
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Boots ('[')
   uncursed boots of the divine messenger [+3, +3] {Dx+5}             [25s]
Bracers (',')
   uncursed bracers of regeneration [+0, +0]                          [18s]
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                                Weapon Skills
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Melee weapon           Lvl   Hit   Dam   DV   Level          Required marks
---------------------  ---   ---   ---   --   -------------  --------------
Unarmed fighting         1    +1    +0   +0   basic                19
Daggers & knives         4    +3    +1   +0   skilled              105
Clubs & hammers          4    +3    +1   +1   skilled              105
Maces & flails           4    +3    +1   +1   skilled              105
Swords                   4    +3    +1   +1   skilled              105
Axes                     3    +2    +1   +0   basic                58
Whips                    4    +4    +2   +4   skilled              105
Pole arms               13   +16   +10  +18   Mastery              2421
Twohanded weapons        1    +1    +1   +0   basic                25
Staves                   2    +2    +0   +2   basic                40

Missile weapon         Lvl   Hit   Dam   Ra   Level          Required marks

---------------------  ---   ---   ---   --   -------------  --------------
Slings                   0    +0    +0   +0   unskilled            5
Bows                     9   +18   +13   +3   excellent            224
Crossbows                0    +0    +0   +0   unskilled            7
Thrown axes & hammers    0    +0    +0   +0   unskilled            7
Thrown daggers           0    +0    +0   +0   unskilled            7
Thrown rocks & clubs     5   +10    +7   +1   skilled              38
Thrown spears            6   +12    +9   +2   skilled              59
Boomerangs & scurgari   11   +22   +16   +3   Mastery              629

Shields                Lvl   DV               Level          Required marks

---------------------  ---   ---              -------------  --------------
Shields                  8   +16              excellent            339

Damage caused with your melee weapons:
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Right hand: +219 bonus to hit, 6d12+80 damage

Damage caused with your missile weapons:
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No missile weapons available.




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                                   Skills
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  Alchemy ...................100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Alertness .................100    (superb)       [+1d3]
  Appraising ................100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Archery ...................100    (superb)       [+1d3]
  Athletics .................100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Backstabbing ..............100    (superb)       [+3d3]
  Climbing ..................100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Concentration .............100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Cooking ................... 70    (good)         [+3d3] (mr)
  Detect item status ........100    (superb)       [+1d5]
  Detect traps ..............100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Dodge .....................100    (superb)       [+1d5]
  Find weakness .............100    (superb)       [+1d3]
  First aid .................100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Food preservation .........100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Gardening .................100    (superb)       [+1d5]
  Haggling ..................100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Herbalism .................100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Listening .................100    (superb)       [+3d3]
  Literacy ..................100    (superb)       [+1d5]
  Metallurgy ................100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Mining ....................100    (superb)       [+1d3]
  Music .....................100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Pick pockets ..............100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Stealth ...................100    (superb)       [+1d3]
  Survival ..................100    (superb)       [+1d5]
  Swimming .................. 76    (great)        [+1d3]
  Tactics ...................100    (superb)       [+1d3]
  Two weapon combat ......... 84    (great)        [+1d3]
  Ventriloquism .............100    (superb)       [+2d4]
  Woodcraft ................. 45    (fair)         [+3d4]


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                                   Spells
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   Acid Bolt          :   119,  15pp     (Effectivity: +0)
   Burning Hands      :   213,   8pp     (Effectivity: +2)
   Cure Disease       :   489,   8pp     (Effectivity: +0)
   Cure Serious Wounds:     7,  19pp     (Effectivity: +0)
   Darkness           :   509,   4pp     (Effectivity: +0)
   Fire Bolt          :   256,  10pp     (Effectivity: +1)
   Fireball           :   148,  20pp     (Effectivity: +2)
   Frost Bolt         :    29,  19pp     (Effectivity: +9)
   Ice Ball           :    19,  44pp     (Effectivity: +7)
   Identify           :   185,  75pp     (Effectivity: +1)
   Invisibility       :   286,  10pp     (Effectivity: +0)
   Knock              :   204,  12pp     (Effectivity: +4)
   Light              :   296,   3pp     (Effectivity: +3)
   Lightning Ball     :    77,  36pp     (Effectivity: +3)
   Magic Missile      :   366,   8pp     (Effectivity: +0)
   Neutralize Poison  :   322,  10pp     (Effectivity: +0)
   Scare Monster      :   475,  12pp     (Effectivity: +0)
   Slow Monster       :   237,   7pp     (Effectivity: +2)
   Slow Poison        :    12,  11pp     (Effectivity: +0)
   Stun Ray           :    11,  15pp     (Effectivity: +0)
   Teleportation      :     4, 126pp     (Effectivity: +7)


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                            Effects of Corruption
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Your blood is freezing cold (Dx: -2, Ap: -1, -10 speed).
You sport gills (Ap: -3, water breathing).
You exhale sulphur (Ch: -4).
You hate the sun and try to blot it.
Poison drips from your hands.
You thrive on the flesh of Order.



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              Her achievements during her battles:
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Wonko, the hurthling bard, was drained of all substance by Andor Drakon, the
invisible ElDeR cHaOs GoD.
She scored 6147490 points and advanced to level 50.
She survived for 0 years, 172 days, 5 hours, 21 minutes and 50 seconds
(165122 turns).
Wonko visited 195 places.
Her strength score was modified by +22 during her career.
Her learning score was modified by +26 during her career.
Her willpower score was modified by +24 during her career.
Her dexterity score was modified by +27 during her career.
Her toughness score was modified by +30 during her career.
Her charisma score was modified by +17 during her career.
Her appearance score was modified by +18 during her career.
Her mana score was modified by +29 during her career.
Her perception score was modified by +23 during her career.
She was unnaturally aged by 10 years.
She was the champion of the arena.
She made a little water dragon very happy.
She brought back joy into the life of a tiny girl.
She killed the emperor of the ancient minotaur race.
She defeated the arch enemy of a mighty karmic wyrm.
She adhered to the principles of the Cat Lord and thus rose to great fame.
She stopped the generation of nasty bugs.
She saved Khelavaster from certain death.
She ended her adventuring life in the palace of Andor Drakon.
6711 monsters perished under her attacks.
The following 48 artifacts were generated during her adventure:
  the si
  the scythe of corruption "Moon Sickle"
  the ring of the master cat
  the potion of literacy
  the golden gladius "Death's Sting"
  the elven long bow "Sun's Messenger"
  the silvery two-handed sword "Vanquisher"
  the Chaos Orb of Elemental Water
  the Chaos Orb of Elemental Air
  the Chaos Orb of Elemental Fire
  the Chaos Orb of Elemental Earth
  the rune-covered long sword "Trusted One"
  the lead-filled mace "Big Punch"
  the scorched spear
  the mighty morning star "Grod"
  the rune-covered trident
  the sword of Nonnak
  the elemental gauntlets
  the ring of the High Kings
  the phial of Caladriel
  the crown of science
  the ancient mummy wrapping
  the ankh
  the boots of the divine messenger
  the hammer of the gods
  the boots of great speed
  the Crown of Chaos
  the black torc
  the Medal of Chaos
  the Chaos Orb of Elemental Mana
  the black rune-covered dagger "Needle"
  the fine leather armor "Nature's Companion"
  the medium obsidian shield "Protector"
  the Trident of the Red Rooster
  the weird tome
  the rune-covered halberd "Wyrmlance"
  the axe of the minotaur emperor
  the tome of donors
  the antediluvian dwarven map fragment
  the quicksilver bracers
  the staff of wonder
  the chain mail of the martyred crusader
  the karmic dragon scale mail "Wyrm's Behest"
  the potion belt
  the bracers of pure might
  the lightning-etched boomerang "Sonic Boom"
  the cornucopia
  the weird fire starter
She possessed the following intrinsics:
  She was fire resistant.
  She was poison resistant (gained through an item).
  She was acid resistant.
  She was lucky (also through an item).
  Fate smiled upon her (also through items).
  She was sleep resistant.
  She was able to control teleportation.
  She was invisible.
  She was resistant to death rays (also through items).
  She was able to see invisible things (also through items).
  She was immune to shock attacks (gained through items).
  She was immune to fire attacks (gained through an item).
  She was immune to acidic attacks (gained through an item).
  She was immune to ice attacks.
  She was able to breathe water (also through items).
  She was able to resist confusion attacks (gained through an item).
  She was immune to diseases (gained through an item).
She had the following talents: Affinity with Boomerangs & Scurgari, Affinity
with Bows, Affinity with Polearms, Alert, Boon to the Family, Charming,
Eagle Eye, Good Shot, Hardy, Heir, Immune to Pain, Iron Skin, Keen Shot,
Lightning Shot, Miser, Quick, Quick Shot, Steel Skin, Tough Skin, Treasure
Hunter.
She had a final speed score of 401 (final base speed: 169).
She was a messiah of Fnordjar.
She asked for 19 divine interventions.
She was a holy champion of Chaos.
She was severely tainted by Chaos.

The following monsters were vanquished: