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The Bump Away the Porn With Random Chatter Thread
This game is made of win and awesome.
Discuss.
Whenever you see a porn thread at the top, post something in this thread immediately. It doesn't have to make sense; non-sequiturs are heartily encouraged if they become necessary in our holy mission to rid the world of filth, smut and unhygenic sexual practices. Bump away the Porn!
ADOM Guides - whatever you wanted to know about playing a certain class, but have been afraid to ask!
Check out my youtube channel to see my ADOM videos, including a completed playthrough of the game. I try to give instructions, so if you want to see some place you haven't been before and get some hints on how to deal with it, this might help! There's also some other games featured there that you might find interesting.
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A bump and grind away to porn thread?
Wait, what?
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There is currently no spam to bump, but anyway I feel like posting some crap.
Who else here likes Weeble's Stuff? My favourite is "Owls".
You steal a scroll labelled HITME. The orc hits you.
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Guess I will help out. That "Owls" deal was not particularly funny to me, could you explain it, grobblewobble?
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Well I love the twist in the story when suddenly it turns out that the owls are after Simon Cowles because he is secretly the king of the beavers (you cannot deceive us).
Matter of taste if you like the joke of course. There's some real classics like Scampi and Magical Trevor.
You steal a scroll labelled HITME. The orc hits you.
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Aw, has no one played Mount and Blade around here? Play the trial - it's the full game until character level 7, and more than enough play time to realize if you're going to like it. Me, I made my sales decision within five seconds of seeing the "You've reached the limit" dialog box.
By the way, you can use this as a general purpose chatter thread too - it's just that this is supposed the thread we bump when the spambots launch another assault on our sense of decency and taste. Because we all know it's all about the hawt nekkid elf chix for us fantasy nerds.
And yes, I realize the word "bump" has unfortunate implications in this context. I wish we had a moderator we could ask to change thread titles to correct these kinds of mistakes...
Last edited by Silfir; 09-22-2009 at 05:26 PM.
ADOM Guides - whatever you wanted to know about playing a certain class, but have been afraid to ask!
Check out my youtube channel to see my ADOM videos, including a completed playthrough of the game. I try to give instructions, so if you want to see some place you haven't been before and get some hints on how to deal with it, this might help! There's also some other games featured there that you might find interesting.
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I just haven't played it due to my notebook sucking balls in the hardware department. Actually, it's the reason why i started playing ADOM in the first place, back when I had yet another crappy PC.
Wins:
Lvl 50 Dark Elf Mindcrafter.
Lvl 50 High Elf Assassin (Dual weilding).
Lvl 50 Dark Elf Paladin.
Lvl 50 Gnomish Assassin (Failed ultra turned normal gate closer)
Lvl 50 Hurthling Thief (ULE).
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Ahum. No, I never heard of Mount and Blade, guess I should give it a try.
By the way this way of fighting spam feels like dragging water to the sea.. or something like that.
You steal a scroll labelled HITME. The orc hits you.
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M&B is a cool thing. But I play Hammerfight now - another stunning indie projekt.
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*cough*
Where do you guys find the time to play all these games???
/jealous
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