I want to shovel virtual manure

[BlU_sKrEEm]

Personally I can not wait to run an ASCI Farm. Contending with weather, making monthly mortgage payments, keeping pesky rabbits from messing up my perpetual herb patterns, fending off bandit raids (or perhaps just a few pesky Hurthling thieves) all while raising Horse and sheep pets! It's going to be sweet.

[Sradac]

uhhhhhhhhhh what roguelike is this?

[Worst Player... ever]

I'm just glad my 'virtual manure' comment didn't fall on deaf ears... it's comic gold, baby!

Don't forget loading hay on to wagons... I've already got the commands down for that. Move, pick up ( ; ), and throw ( t )!

[Tannis]

A++ fakepost, keep it up good sir.

[Ars]

For roguelikish hunting, fishing and wilderness survival, not sure if newer versions also include farming also, try UnReal World.

[Scienceman123]

What about government subsidies?

[BlU_sKrEEm]

GUILD subsidies; The royalty's money is tied up in Princess ransoms, and fetch quests.