ADOM shorts

**deepshock** · 03-19-2008, 01:57 AM

This is the continuation of the ADOM shorts hijack of the links thread. I'll put some of the offerings here and hopefully a mod can clean them from the links thread.

Example:

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You open the door.

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I got a bad feeling about this.

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You're not from around here, are you?

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Originally Posted by Travis Prue

You're in SivLand now.
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Bankai. Senbon Zakura Kageyoshi
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Originally Posted by Dougy

Code:

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#........hello..#
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This is a dwarf. It is hostile. The dwarf is not injured. [M]ore.
This is a floating eye. It is hostile. The floating eye is not injured. [M]ore.
This is a giant lizard. It is hostile. The giant lizard is not injured. [M]ore.
This is a giant lizard. It is hostile. The giant lizard is not injured. [M]ore.
This is an orc. It does not care about you. [M]ore.

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Classes missing in ADOM: #1 Mathematician

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"The coins trace out the shadow of a hypersquare! Isn't that amazing! It's a hypothetical 'three dimesional object.' Could their be a whole extra dimension outside of our own? I'm going to be famous!"

The bear eats you. You die...

Classes missing in ADOM: #2 Fashion designer

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"Oh, oh, oh, do you have this is burgandy? And these seven league boots are so day 95."

Originally Posted by theotherhiveking

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you read a teleport scroll.

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HELL YES!

You kick the wall
You broke your leg
You die...
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**Sradac** · 03-19-2008, 04:39 AM

This is the greatest one ever of any web ascii comic i dont care what anyone says lol

http://z4.invisionfree.com/A_Certain...hp?showtopic=7

**Grey** · 03-19-2008, 04:52 AM

I just woke up and couldn't go back to sleep till I posted these:

The Reliable RNG

Code:

A stone block hits your head. Your heap of 6 potions of carrot juice are
smashed!

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....@./....#
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This room is filled with the smell of carrots.

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"God damn it..."

Overconfidence

Code:

You hit the rat with full force but do not manage to harm it.  The rat punches
through your armour and hits you.  You die...

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##...@...#
./..r....#
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Hercules      St:99  Le:99  Wi:99  Dx:99  To:99  Ch:99  Ap:99  Ma:99  Pe:99 L+
DV/PV: 702/203  H: -832(11574) P: 12767(12767) Exp: 99/2287404278543 Spd: 14035

Do you wish to see the last messages before your death? (Y/n)
Y

You have entered a small cave...

The Other Steel Amulet

Code:

You give Khelevaster the dying sage an amulet of life insurance.  Khelevaster
quickly snatches the amulet from your hands and puts it round his neck.  As he
gasps his last breath he looks down at the amulet in shock.

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The amulet of life insurance shatters.  A heap of 1 million gold pieces appears.

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"Woohoo!"

Temptation

Code:

You give the farmer corpse to Gaab'Baay, the old crone. Gaab'baay the old crone
cackles, "Excellent... Now for your final challenge, to truly prove your worth."

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Gaab'baay, the old crone takes off her robe. You shudder. You feel suddenly
threatened.

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...  You begin to take off your eternium ring mail [-2, +8].

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"I'd better get a damned good artifact for this..."

**Dougy** · 03-19-2008, 09:56 AM

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"Yo! What up g?"

**Dougy** · 03-19-2008, 09:58 AM

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"You know, perhaps we shouldn't have engraved 'great treasures are burried here' on his tomb."

**Travis Prue** · 03-19-2008, 02:16 PM

Barkeh!
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**deepshock** · 03-19-2008, 03:55 PM

Everyone here has some pretty good ones, but I really like Dougy's offerings. I especially like the missing class ones.

**theotherhiveking** · 03-19-2008, 04:11 PM

You hear a ripping sound.

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PLAYER: DAMN! spiders!

in the next room...

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#D...G...%..%.%.#
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You hear a distant "DAMN! spiders!"

Grim reaper: SPIDERS? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

**Travis Prue** · 03-19-2008, 05:18 PM

Oh snap...
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**theotherhiveking** · 03-19-2008, 05:37 PM

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You see an ancient lich

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..L----------------->......@.+
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The ancient lich casts death ray on you

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..L--------------------->@.+
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The death ray hits you

You survive.

@: Hey thomas, i think i found a bug.

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