Freaky items

[grobblewobble]

ring of protection -1

You see, it makes your finger easier to chop off.

[daft inquisitor]

You see, it makes your finger easier to chop off.

If it was cursed, would that make it +1?

[gut]

of course not, it would still be -1, just slower

[Blasphemous]

Bracers of protection [+0, +0] that don't protect at all.
Wooden shield [+3, -1] that harms instead of protecting.
Gloves of smiting [+0, +1] (+0 melee damage).

[Paul 1602]

I know that sandals have already been mentioned, but mine are [+3, +2]

EDIT: Same PC just found studded gloves [+2, +5]