YASD from si
I made Legolas, the high elven archer. With about 26 dex, he was trying to complete the quest to kill a large kobold given from Thrundarr. Then, he meets a kitty. I have 1 more speed than it, so I try to outrun it. Too bad, the si replicated and made me burdened, lowering my speed, and the kitty got a critical hit on me. I died
The RNG is the source of chaos and corruption.
"You talk to molest, the female dwarven child. Molest, the female dwarven child, grunts: "Me wanna sugar, please?"