first ultra, immortalized in rap!
A hurthling monk no mo no less,
Under the sign of raven if I may digress,
Killed a beggar in a shady place
Then hunted down a black druid and smashed in his face.
Went after some little bitch's dog,
Just found its corpse, a couple wands and some grog,
Dipped the former in the latter, one thing leading to another,
Returned a poor baby dragon to his mother.
Mama dragon had some mighty fine bling,
Among other things a certain sapphire ring,
So Boggins used his wand a few more times,
And he was out with that ring feeling pretty fine.
Descended through a dungeon to a town so high,
Killed a stone giant lord who couldn't see he was fly,
Headed down into the caverns of chaos,
Got chill with the gods, Wyrmlance was the payoff.
Headed round town to do a couple tasks
Killed a mummy and a necromancer pretty fast,
Got a medal from some old crone for spreading strife,
Then summoned a djinni and saved a scholar's life.
Some homage to law got a pretty snazzy shirt,
and in a burning building he hit pay dirt.
Big ol' fiery rock got him through a wall
And some geezer liked his ring and didn't bother him at all.
He'd taken on fire, here came air earth and water,
Boggins showed those posers that his kung fu was hotter.
Killin' dragons made Boggins an even better fighter,
A couple towns full of giants and his pack sure wasn't lighter.
Powerful ancient artifacts coming out his ass,
Boggins went to show a quickling whose rhymes had more class.
A chaos archmage he stabbed to death,
The moloch emperor's exploding spleen stopped that old bastard's breath,
Got a pimpin' red trident from the nerd he had rescued
And slew an ugly dragon in a place like stonehenge but skewed.
Stopped to save a unicorn's better half
Enjoyed his reward and went to save the world with a laugh.
Andy went down without even many resources of this hoarder,
Meet Boggins the hurthling monk, Avatar of Order.
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