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    Read. In its totality.
    Funny thing is that i'm playing a capable trolish healer right now. I'll rename him gut.
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    Wow, I just pissed in my pants from laughing. Read Laukku's entire flame.

    Still, I can imagine a far more evil and effective way to insult (or scare?) Gut. At the risk of finding pictures of mutilated toes in my message box:

    Gut, what a fun post from you. I always enjoy reading your posts, because they're so funny. Holliday troll - spelled with double l, to make yourself look less clever than you are. What a cool joke! And this hidden text was especially fun, because it really makes you laugh when you discover it. The only bad thing about your "trolling post" (gotta love it when someone purposely poses as a troll) is that it doesn't have any of this lets-bash-Grey-running-gag. Because I always love it when you do that. Of course it is clear to everyone that you are only kidding with that, but that's what makes it so cool! Your way of writing posts is extremely convenient, because the columns are smaller and that makes it so much easier to read. I hope this way of writing will soon be adopted by the entire internet, so we all can finally read texts easily, no matter what type of screen or OS. When will we read more of those helpful guides from you, Gut? I just followed your brilliant wizard guide step-by-step, it was awesome! How did you figure out those things? Starting at the bug temple was just such a bomb, I was like level 13 in no time at all! You finally helped me to play ADOM in a speedy way, thank you so much! Will you please write some more of those awesome guides for us? Pleeeaase? I really hope you will soon figure out how to do the archmage speedrun challenge, but with your amazing ADOM skills I just know you're going to be the first one to make it! Hope to read more of those brilliant funny posts of you soon Gut!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laukku View Post
    Gut. You troll. You dirty troll. You dirty, FILTHY troll! You must NOT post flames just for the sake of having fun! Don't you know the forums are not meant for that! They are not, have never been, and never will! They were designed for constructive discussion on ADOM, JADE, and their development! Have you ever taken a look at Usage of the forums? People like you who misuse the forums encourage others to misuse it, too! And that way no one will use the forums for their original purpose anymore! Besides, if I recall correctly, when registering you have to agree not to post any flames or offending material. If you continue your offensive behaviour, TB might have no choice but ban you! Also, your hidden text makes no sense. Didn't most modern americans come from Europe? How can you possibly insert "continent of trolling preferance"? Did anybody come from Australia or Antarctica? And even, (this is really ironic), what would you do if you wanted to insult America? Also, as your ancestors most probably came from Europe, you are actually insulting your own ancestors. And by insulting your ancestors you are insulting your genomes, and thus your whole line of ancestors and yourself. By telling us to "insert continent of trolling preferance", you are not just encouraging, but telling us to make flame posts! Don't you DARE to turn us into trolls, you troll! Hey, you misspelled the title of the thread! Don't you know the difference between "holiday" and "holliday"? Can't you spell? Are you an idiot? Anyone who can THINK will proofread the title of the thread before posting, because it's not possible to change it later. You should KNOW that. Also, you must NOT post flames just for the sake of having fun! Don't you know the forums are not meant for that! They are not, have never been, and never will! They were designed for constructive discussion on ADOM, JADE, and their development! If you don't believe me, just read the "Usage of the forums" link I mentioned earlier in this post. People like you who misuse the forums encourage others to misuse it, too! And that way no one will use the forums for their original purpose anymore! And, if I recall correctly, when registering you have to agree not to post any flames or offending material. If you continue your offensive behaviour, TB might have no choice but ban you! Why are you still reading this? Don't you know you're wasting your time! You should be ignoring this post, as it is just a big joke. If you are taking this so seriously that you read all of this, you need to get some sense of humour. Anybody who reads all of this obviously has no sense of humour, as any sensible people would have understood that this post is just a big pile of funny nonsense and just stopped reading. You must NOT post flames just for the sake of having fun! Don't you know the forums are not meant for that! They are not, have never been, and never will! People like you who misuse the forums encourage others to misuse it, too! Look at what you have already done to Warheart! He was previously a completely nice person, but look at what you have done to him!!! He was previously a completely nice person, but by making that silly flamebait of yours, you have turned him into a rude, blood-thirsty, monstrous Internet troll who participates in flamewars! Have you no remorse?!? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!?!? Warheart's life is now completely ruined, and he has a reputation of being an incompetent trolling troll of trolling who trolls trollingly. Besides, that flamebait of yours was not a very good one. It would have been better to insult someone's religion, or used the classic "NetHack is better than ADOM". If you can't think of nothing bad enough to say, don't say anything at all. Granted, I have seen far more pathetic attempts, but this was the most pathetic of them all. If you can't think of nothing bad enough to say, don't say anything at all. And don't try to quote my post and argue my points, as they are obviously nonsense I made up. You should be ignoring this post, as it is just a big joke. If you are taking this so seriously that you read all of this, and make an attempt to respond to it in a serious way, you need to get some sense of humour. Anybody who reads all of this obviously has no sense of humour, as any sensible people would have understood that this post is just a big pile of funny nonsense and just stopped reading. Also, you misspelled "preference". Don't you know the difference between "preference" and "preferance"? Can't you spell? Are you an idiot? You should have learned to spell in school, and if you haven't gone to school, you are a lazy bastard. Also, you must NOT post flames just for the sake of having fun! Don't you know the forums are not meant for that! They are not, have never been, and never will! They were designed for constructive discussion on ADOM, JADE, and their development! If you don't believe me, just read the "Usage of the forums" link I mentioned earlier in this post. People like you who misuse the forums encourage others to misuse it, too! Look at what you have already done to Warheart! He was previously a completely nice person, but look at what you have done to him!!! He was previously a completely nice person, but by making that silly flamebait of yours, you have turned him into a rude, blood-thirsty, monstrous Internet troll who participates in flamewars! Have you no remorse?!? Warheart's life is now completely ruined, and he has a reputation of being an incompetent trolling troll of trolling who trolls trollingly. Just like you. There is a saying: "People who call other people idiots, are idiots themselves." So if you call Europeans idiots, you are an idiot. Hey, you misspelled the title of this thread! You are an idiot! Also, you are a dirty, FILTHY troll! You must NOT post flames just for the sake of having fun, you know! Don't you know the forums are not meant for that! They are not, have never been, and never will! They were designed for constructive discussion on ADOM, JADE, and their development! Have you ever taken a look at Usage of the forums (you should have noticed the link earlier in this post)? People like you who misuse the forums encourage others to misuse it, too! And that way no one will use the forums for their original purpose anymore! Besides, if I recall correctly, when registering you have to agree not to post any flames or offending material. If you continue your offensive behaviour, TB might have no choice but ban you! Also, your hidden text makes no sense. Didn't most modern americans come from Europe? How can you possibly insert "continent of trolling preferance"? Did anybody come from Australia or Antarctica? And even, (this is really ironic), what would you do if you wanted to insult America? Also, as your ancestors most probably came from Europe, you are actually insulting your own ancestors. And by insulting your ancestors you are insulting your genomes, and thus your whole line of ancestors and yourself. By telling us to "insert continent of trolling preferance", you are not just encouraging, but telling us to make flame posts! Don't you DARE to turn us into trolls, you troll! Hey, you misspelled the title of the thread! Don't you know the difference between "holiday" and "holliday"? Can't you spell? Are you an idiot? Anyone who can THINK will proofread the title of the thread before posting, because it's not possible to change it later. You should KNOW that. And, if I recall correctly, when registering you have to agree not to post any flames or offending material. If you continue your offensive behaviour, TB might have no choice but ban you! Look at what you have already done to Warheart! He was previously a completely nice person, but look at what you have done to him!!! He was previously a completely nice person, but by making that silly flamebait of yours, you have turned him into a rude, blood-thirsty, monstrous Internet troll who participates in flamewars! Have you no remorse?!? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!?!? Warheart's life is now completely ruined, and he has a reputation of being an incompetent trolling troll of trolling who trolls trollingly. Besides, that flamebait of yours was not a very good one. It would have been better to insult someone's religion, or used the classic "NetHack is better than ADOM". If you can't think of nothing bad enough to say, don't say anything at all. Granted, I have seen far more pathetic attempts, but this was the most pathetic of them all. If you can't think of nothing bad enough to say, don't say anything at all. And don't try to quote my post and argue my points, as they are obviously nonsense I made up. You should be ignoring this post, as it is just a big joke. If you are taking this so seriously that you read all of this, and make an attempt to respond to it in a serious way, you need to get some sense of humour. Anybody who reads all of this obviously has no sense of humour, as any sensible people would have understood that this post is just a big pile of funny nonsense and just stopped reading. Also, you must NOT post flames just for the sake of having fun! Don't you know the forums are not meant for that! They were designed for constructive discussion on ADOM, JADE, and their development! If you don't believe me, just read the "Usage of the forums" link I mentioned earlier in this post. People like you who misuse the forums encourage others to misuse it, too! Look at what you have already done to Warheart! He was previously a completely nice person, but look at what you have done to him!!! He was previously a nice person, but now you have turned him into an incompetent trolling troll of trolling who trolls trollingly. Just like you. So don't try to trick others to make flames, too!

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    wow, I haven't done a holiday troll in 4 years now
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    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post
    wow, I haven't done a holliday troll in 4 years now
    There, I fixed this for you.
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    Laukku, your flame post made me laugh so damn hard. Hats off to you.
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    Nice to know that people are still entertained by that old post. Maybe I should put the whole thing into my signature so more people would see it, all over the forum.
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    Andor Drakon, the ElDeR cHaOs GoD, picks up the blessed Trident of the Red Rooster (+36, 6d12+18) [+12, +12].
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    Good idea. We don't have enough posters here with signatures that make you scroll through 5 pages to read a single post.
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    A signature link with a tempting title would be cool. That way no one's mousewheel ends up broken during normal use of the forums
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    More seriously, maybe we should start a "Best of the Forum" thread where we link to the funniest and most awesome posts on the forum.
    You hit Andor Drakon, the ElDeR cHaOs GoD, and severely wound him.
    The greater balor summons some help!
    The ratling duelist disarms you. You drop your blessed Trident of the Red Rooster (+36, 6d12+18) [+12, +12]. It flies to the west.
    Andor Drakon, the ElDeR cHaOs GoD, picks up the blessed Trident of the Red Rooster (+36, 6d12+18) [+12, +12].
    Andor Drakon, the ElDeR cHaOs GoD, wields the blessed Trident of the Red Rooster (+36, 6d12+18) [+12, +12].

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