Worst wizard ever?

[Morb]

Rolled a Gnomish wizard under Falcon(random) sign

Starting stats : [STR : 10] [LE : 7] (what the hell) [WI 16] [DX 18] [TO 8] (was at 7, picked tough talent) and only 17 Mana (so i missed a talent)


Spellbooks : calm monster, slow monster

Scrolls : danger, amnesia

Potions : potential beauty, potential charisma

Wand : Ball Lightning (1)

Ring : fish, wedding

What am I suposed to do with that hahaha, I guess i'll 'Q' him

[Twinge]

My first game winner started with 4 strength =)

[vogonpoet]

That is an incredibly crap wizard, however, I would never quit a PC that starts with a SoDanger... with this guy, try to read the the slow monster spell, then head to bandit town and use it on someone, hoping to get your first kill. Then proceed carefully meleeing slowed monsters until you get a proper offense.

The extra time it takes to get slayed by the first bandit you meet is spent having fun, and you never know, you might just make it.

[Al-Khwarizmi]

I'd go SMC+UD and die a heroic death.

This character really made me laugh... potential beauty, potential charisma AND a wedding ring... maybe you should take the tiny girl to a ghost tension room? :P

[Maul]

I was under the impression wizards always get at least one offensive spell?

[Morb]

he got ambushed on his way to the smc by some hobgoblins and died in a few rounds. Way to die for that awful character XD.

[psy_wombats]

I was under the impression wizards always get at least one offensive spell?

Indeed. I'm almost positive of this. It's priests who usually get royally screwed over on a regular basis like that.

[ancient karmic drake]

wow. to think that people get screwed by the rng worse than me... srsly, you should have scummed ID, then after nicking an offensive spell, zap yergius and hotz, gone thru to big room, and herb scum, but slow and calm moonster would be a problem...