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    Default Penis enlargement

    They say that every win of adom enlarges your penis by 1 cm (0.4 inches) and every Ultra-win (even UCG) by 5 cm (2 inches). Let`s measure whose penis is longest? ) To my great sorrow i still has no enlargements inspite of 10 years playing, but i think we must have really giants on this forum like Grey or Gut?

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    ну пиздец, это смешно должно быть? идиотизм бля

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    hey braza, you must follow the rules of this forum. Stop writing russian please, there are people around who dont understand it. How would you feel if everyone will start writing his own language? And one more thing. If you want to insult me or if you want to say somethig on russian to me, write it in private, unless you want to start trolling or forum withch-hunt.

    And yes , your reply is flame. its offtopic and it has no informational cost.

    Edit: By tha way how long is yours? Huh?
    Last edited by boris_pankov@inbox.ru; 12-09-2009 at 11:30 AM.

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    Лучше писать по-русски и казаться идиотом, чем написать по-английски и развеять сомнения. )

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    I have yet to enlarge my penis through ADOM glory... but my wife can't fit me in her as it is... but when we NEED that extra oomph... ADOM for us.

    I'm considered "average" of length and "above average" in girth and my wife's three years older than me. Yepper, I'm pretty damn proud of myself now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boris_pankov@inbox.ru View Post
    They say that every win of adom enlarges your penis by 1 cm (0.4 inches) and every Ultra-win (even UCG) by 5 cm (2 inches). Let`s measure whose penis is longest? ) To my great sorrow i still has no enlargements inspite of 10 years playing, but i think we must have really giants on this forum like Grey or Gut?
    [wonders how he can walk without extra bag between his legs.] [checks between legs and finds one...]
    So far rolled 15 casters with RoDS and shamelessly killed them within 200 turns. For eternium glory!
    (after 15 I stopped counting...)

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    ADOM Guides - whatever you wanted to know about playing a certain class, but have been afraid to ask!

    Check out my youtube channel to see my ADOM videos, including a completed playthrough of the game. I try to give instructions, so if you want to see some place you haven't been before and get some hints on how to deal with it, this might help! There's also some other games featured there that you might find interesting.

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    >They say that every win of adom enlarges your penis

    Sadly, it shrinks it.

    > whose penis is longest?

    Just so long as we're not comparing toes.

    > Stop writing russian please, there are people around who dont understand it.

    It takes only about 15 seconds to load up google's translator page.
    I say go wild.

    > unless you want to start trolling

    I started the trolling around here. Stop giving the credit to others : )
    "Whip me!" pleads the adom player. The rng replies... "No."

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    Да не, на самом деле ни фига не прикольно...
    Me is troll, me is moomintroll! Me likes ADoM... Me likes Dwarf Fortress... Dis two games is the ones best!

    Oh, me likes zombies too!

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    I want to troll, but you guys are so adorable without it, I just choose to lurk.

    7 inches.
    I said it before, and I'll say it again. If I knew scripture like you, I'd prolly be an athiest too.. -gut

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