Awesome Messages

[Silfir]

That would be a forge.

[breeolson]

You (a female assasin): I have great news!
Companion (male assassin): What?
You: I'm preganant!
The assasin leaves you.

[stakon]

The orc picks up the 314 gold pieces.You hear someone counting money.

[stakon]

The potion of cure poison is sourounded in a sick green light.You pick up the potion of poison.


You do not manage to properly take care of your wounds.You lose blood!The bleeding stops.You die...

The fire giant King decides to fight to the death in a blind rage. The fire giant King attacks the fire giant King! The fire giant King is killed. The fire giant King suddenly looks more powerful! - foo suicides and then suddenly looks more powerful...lol

[Theym]

"The kobold targets a vital spot and fails to hurt you."

[MoralTurpitude]

The black hurthling does not seem to have anything of value. The black hurthling screams at you in a friendly manner.

wtf?

[ilsekko]

"The female large kobold decides to fight to death in a blind rage! The female large kobold suddenly collapses!"

[ilsekko]

and another gem i've had right now, as a ratling thief pick pocketed my penniless grey elf: "The ratling thief fingers your pockets. The ratling thief squeaks with disappointment. You hear a disappointed squeak."

[littlebrather]

and another gem i've had right now, as a ratling thief pick pocketed my penniless grey elf: "The ratling thief fingers your pockets. The ratling thief squeaks with disappointment. You hear a disappointed squeak."

May be I'm a bit weird but I managed to read this as pennisless grey elf.
BTW it sounds not almost impossible =)

[ilsekko]

that could be an alternative way to refer to female grey elves : )