After getting the medal of chaos I figured I could shoot the demented ratling in the face for XP. I received the following hilarious exchange for my trouble:

The demented ratling nimbly catches the blessed silvery arrow "True Aim" (+10, 15d5). The demented ratling lifts the blessed silvery arrow "True Aim" to his mouth. Suddenly his mouth grows to enormous proportions! The demented ratling devours the blessed silvery arrow "True Aim"!

My poor crowning gift =(